Leos

Ya all know by now they rub me wrong...

The one who left his wife (we were professional associates, saw each other twice a year at conferences and told his wife the given he felt the way he did about me he couldn't see staying with her. Granted, that was honest, but seriously?!)

The one who after a year of friendship told me he loved me, then cried (literally) and whined over why I didn't feel the same way when I broke it to him. You can lead a horse... As ya all pretty much know, in the end he said it was like sticking a dagger in his heart, twisting it and ripping his heart out. In true Cap style I suppose 😉

NOW! This one. BEGGING. LITERALLY BEGGING for my attention. (as if the others didn't)

Well, if you'd quit being so awesome maybe they'd quit falling at your feet! 😛

all i seem to attract are leo women *shrug*

This morning, the (begging) Leo texts me: "I NEED to see youuuuuuu 😉"
Me, being busy, responded this evening: "And why is that?" (I'm such a fricken Cap LOL)
Him: "Because I CAN'T get u off my insane mind 😉"

REALLY? I'm in pain at this point.

He texted me back on the 23rd: "How is your day going— 😉 I CAN'T get u off my mind 😉 NOR do I want to"
Me: no response

26th: "Hello Sunshine 🙂 is everything ok with you—? I'd LOVE to see you SOON 😉"
Me: no response

28th: "Good morning 🙂 are you ok—?? 😢"
Me: "Hanging in there 🙂 How are u this dreary looking morn?"
He: "Better now that I heard from you 🙂 on my mind ALWAYS 😉 really"
Me: "One of many 😛"
He: "Nooooooooooo, NOT TRUE"


This kinda shit's been going on since the middle of July...

What's with the constant over exaggeration— Ok, I get it, you like me. You want to see me. UGH!

I swear! Someone please throw me off a bridge!

BTW, I have a problem with bridges and heights, I need a little push 😛

Do yourself a favor and lead him to the bridge and push him off for his own sake.

Posted by StoicGoat
Well, if you'd quit being so awesome maybe they'd quit falling at your feet! 😛

😛

@miimii, GREAT idea! 😄

After you get rid of him, we can go base jumping. I have a spare chute. 😄

Posted by xdimplez
are you dating an aries now? or am i wrong?



i like to rub my meat with flavors such as tuscan spice. maybe he just isnt hitting you with the right flavor

Aries broke up with me last week, I'm too intense for him. Like, WTF?? Me?? I scared him (me and my stupid drunk self telling him shit he wasn't ready to hear) :/

I've known the Leo for quite sometime. Not on a personal basis, but in passing. We ran into each other back in July and since he's been non stop. He didn't give a rat's that I was seeing someone, or ignoring him for that matter LOL

Posted by StoicGoat
After you get rid of him, we can go base jumping. I have a spare chute. 😄

haha

@Stoic, I need you to heal me mentally through physical means...

Posted by lildol
@Stoic, I need you to heal me mentally through physical means...

I can handle that. The question is, can you handle it? 😉

Posted by StoicGoat

Posted by lildol
@Stoic, I need you to heal me mentally through physical means...

I can handle that. The question is, can you handle it? 😉

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Sweetie, I'm a Cap, I can handle ANYTHING! 😛
Besides, I have that silly little Mars in Scorp thing going on *shrugs*... Bring it on and get 'er done 😉

Posted by xdimplez

Posted by Neurotoxin
***observes single female Leo circling the bait. Scribbles notes and cracks open a cold beer***

where? who me? i is not single 😄


lildol- does this leo have a cap moon? lol maybe its a match made in the stars. pet the kitty. give it a whirl

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Gawd no, he's driving me insane. I can't be what a Leo needs. Too much!! I don't have it in me. (yet I'm too much for the Aries? *scratches head*)

I give up!

You're going to feel kind of silly after complaining about the Leo's begging when you end up begging me with a smile. 😛

Posted by StoicGoat
You're going to feel kind of silly after complaining about the Leo's begging when you end up begging me with a smile. 😛

Puhleeeze, I can handle you any day! (you won't constantly be up my ass... on second thought 😛)

Aquas seem to have an affinity for me too. At least they're not overbearing. Got my back. There for me! Yea!! Uh huh, sure. Ulterior motives anyone?... Trix are for kids!

I can't do that! That's misleading and manipulative. Not to mention it could backfire 😕 I'd be shit up a creek without a fricken paddle!

Posted by Neurotoxin
There's no blood thirsty mauling going down though. I'm going to stalk another thread now until I find some carnage.

Neuro, you're on the Cap board... there is NEVER any blood thirsty mauling going down; ok, not usually anyway. Goats are a cute, gentle species... we generally just spend our time grazing the boards 🙂

Posted by Greyhame
well it looks you love leos lildol. good luck and hopefully many more come your way. *laughs at lildol*

Stuff it Kris!!

(says the cute, sweet, gentle goat)

Have you tried bluntly informing him that you're not interested? You might get better results if you elaborated upon your lack of attraction to him by sharing how his stench precedes him and the ghosts of your ancestors have visited you to complain about it.

I did the other night... I was nice about it though. I hate when I have to get mean about it!

LOL

Nah, we're more like this:



😄

Oh, that reminds me of my "got goat" thread... gotta go dig that up 🙂

OWN IT NEURO! OWN IT!!

Look at you throwing your portrait up there like that and then wondering why Leos are drawn to you! 😛

I think it's one of my better pics TBH

The brunette...about the 6th post on this page.

Posted by xdimplez

Posted by Neurotoxin
Sorry typing with my left hand only...

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Posting pictures of CP without his permission— What's up with that—

Posted by Neurotoxin
Okay I'm done eating my ice cream sandwich with my right hand. Where were we?

What again were you doing with your left?? Hmmm....

Posted by Greyhame
lildol i thought we were best friends? lol

Most certainly 😉 😛

*rubs your mane* In the wrong direction! 😄

Posted by geminicandle
Several Leo guys told me that they loveeeeee Capricorn women and look up to them. Followed closely only by Scorpio women.

I was relieved Gemini women aren't on their list of favorites. They sound annoying and boring, lol.

Gemini women? They are 😛

Now I have Kris, who mistakenly thinks he's a Cancer and me a Sag, when neither of us exhibit any such qualities, pining over me 😛

Best friends, pfft

🙂

seraph on the other hand... I could reconsider my original position on Leos. He's one of those cusper types though...

We'll beat it into you one of these days 🙂

Posted by seraph

Posted by lildol
LOL

Nah, we're more like this:



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LMAO

Apparently I'm destined for fire and brimstone...

*bangs head against wall*

lulz

@seraph, you know that sucked right?! So bad, I just couldn't help but find it humorous... 🙂

You suck balls Kris!

I know, I know, you wish you could reach your own...

Leo's and their self love *smh*


(see seraph, this is why you are sooo much better; the cusp thing and all 😉... although I'm sure you want to suck your own balls too though :/ 😛)

WTF you talking about, sunny and all, it's partly cloudy 😛

Quite the contortionist sefaph 😛

That could come in handy now that I think of it, I'm quite flexible myself 😉