WTF WITH CAPS

I read this crap
I have been going with a cap guy for 7 years and I can't figger him out
I have been dateing a cap woman whay back before god made water and I am so messed up trying to get her stright.
WTF is wrong with you people we are what we are
We are simple people
no Drama Here
Get your heads out of your ass's.

Maybe the simplicity and no drama/no games is what confuses them.

Can you help Tater? *lip wobbling* For just 5 pence a day you too can help a confused person. You'll receive a packet in the post with a picture and hand written letter telling you of all the good you've done.

I'ma bust a cap in your cap ass.

lol..

can you let me ten bob for a fortnight?
can you lend me a quid till I see you again?
can you let me twenty to marry me honey?
just for you V/B

You may be on to something truecap.

There is nothing simple about being a demanding CEO 😛

Posted by james tate
can you let me ten bob for a fortnight? - I can. Repayment of ten bob with ohhh I think ten pence interest should do it nicely.
can you lend me a quid till I see you again? - I can do that too. You realize business is business though. I expect a skein of yarn at random intervals in lieu of coin.
can you let me twenty to marry me honey? - Did you choke as that word was typed out on the keyboard?
just for you V/B. - Thank you Tate, much appreciated.

😄

nice tits are they real?

Yep, all natural, all me.

Wait, does a Cap that doesn't reveal a secret and lies to a woman he meets about the fact that he is legally married to help a woman get a green card = no drama—