Dear Abby

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me...

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confronted him, he denied everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore - You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!

Clueless is my new idol now😛

She shall be worshiped in ALL her glory...a statue erected in her honor...and and two holidays a year...and everyone will eat cookies and apple juice...oh it's going all out,oh yeah😉it's gonna be great.

"Also, since he lost his job five years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one."

5 years? Give me a brea...I refuse to read the rest...

Dumb people with dumb problems and dumb results.

Dumb problems always find RIGHT people.

Yes, I'm sure Hillary will finally wake up and dump Bubba!

Lazlow arent you an Ausse married to an american Indian?

LOL No JT, but I think Lawgoddess is.

Alas no more lawgoddess but we still have you laz

But I'm not Aussie. Though I wish I was. Because I love Aussie women.

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first sweet p getting marred now Lazlow a Lesbian
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well if a male can be a lesbian

I'm a lesbian stuck in a man's body. There I came out of the closet!

Why dont you take an operation and get your lil fella removed?