Scenario......

You wake up one morning...swing your legs over the side of the bed...and then realize they are particularly short!

You look down and see that they are also covered in thick hair...

In the doorway of your room stands your pet cat Anthony, smoking a cigar...

He is particularly tall...

'I trust you slept well' he says in English. You are surprised by how much his voice resembles that of Sean Connery's (even though he has been desexed)...

Only then do you notice that he is standing on two human legs, crudely fixed to his little tabby body...

They are your legs!!!

You are unable to speak as he outlines his plans for annihilation of the human race...

Suddenly, a large crowd of angry looking cat/human surgical hybrids appear at the door...

What do you do...?

Call in the DOGs, and wipe them out!!!

Cortica,

Wait a few hours, and you'll come down!

Hahaaaaaa! Geez, what the hell is that all about———?DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of message was that——?? Are these people on drugs who post on this board or what?

I actually like that very unsual comment from cortica here in a philosophical sort of way.
But then again deep thoughts and philosophy on life are linked very close for a gemini...
keep the crazy thoughts coming..

hell yaaaaa!!!!! dats some goood shh****tttttt.

first of all quit buying the expense cat food. he obviously doesn't need all those extra nutrients.

i remember that there was some catnip in the dresser drawer. with cat like reflexes i pounce to the catnip and before anthony could stop me i let out that wonderful aromatic scent and everyone stopped dead in thier tracks.

i slung the catnip everywhere and everyone feel into this state of ecstacy. i lingered awhile cause, damn thats some good sh*t!!!! then i made my way through the pulsing orgy around me to the hallway.

then i......

then i......

...run back inside for one last look - maybe it's just the catnip playing tricks with my mind, but Anthony has a really cute a**...

...then i realize it's actually my a** I'm perving at - the a** he stole from me while I was sleeping...

...from within that weird state of attraction and repulsion......THE ANGER RETURNS!

I run from the house on my new hind legs...

...springing...

...bouncing...

...leaping through the air!!!

Anthony may have ripped my legs out from under me, but in doing so......

...he left a little piece of himself behind!

There was nothing I could do except......

SCREAM HERE KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!!!! Please Oh Goddess help me I am f***ing crazy!!!

I think this person is f*** up in the head.

i think this persons just bored, cant blame her for that you know o_OLuZ

Another bored crazy one seeking attention...............sigh.

there was nothing i could do except...
make my way to dr. hannibal's, my vet. he has to have something to do with this.

all this drama has my stomach in nots. ive got to drop some nasty kitty poo. theres a 7-eleven across the street, but if i go in thier bound to think im a crazy freak. i spot a tractor parked on this side of the road. i climbed in to the cab so noone would see me doing my kitty business.

damn, i feel sorry for that slob,what a mess!!!

now,to find my way to the vets office. i spring off towards the woods and head to the west side of town.

iwas doing good at staying out of sight till.....

that big- hairy- son- of- a- traveling saleman caught a whiff of me and we exploded into an all out chase.

I was dodging in out of alleys, I looked back and could see him behind me panting and salivating thinking I was his next vicitm! He was closing in on me fast and I was running out of options and fearing that soon I would be just some more 'road kill' and then...

and then a Tom Kitty came along and Whammo, you're ONE STUFFED kitty....