EVIL MICROSOFT

I think bill gates is a cyborg sent from an alien race to try and take over the world... thik about it... I mean most of the world's computers run on a windows os... when the aliens come for an invasion, they just shut the os down, all computers are offline, and that's it... End of the human race, with no way to comunicate to organize and fight back.... Why do you think microsoft is putting back door entrances into the os's?

So glad that I do not do online banking.....

the back door entrances are the "escape routes"...

yeah lets shout slogans at microsoft and maybe they will listen...

Fight the Might
Don't Cower before the Power
Hack the Planet.... (no wait...maybe not)

so here are better (unoriginal ones)

1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.

4. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.

5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

7. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty 🍹ance.

8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.

9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.

10. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

11. OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!

13. Windows 3.1: The best $ 89 solitaire game you can buy.

14. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

15. How do you want to crash today?

oh my God that's funny.

Subject: Computers



At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and
stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry
has, we would all be driving $ 25.00 cars that got
1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like
Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following
characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close
all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows
before you could continue. For some reason you
would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in
which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -
but would run ononly five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water, temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An
Illegal Operation!" warning light.

7 . The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously
lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the
controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.