ALCOHOROSCOPES

ALCOHOROSCOPES

ARIES : Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests.
They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should
other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They
can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

TAURUS Drinking style
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the
kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

GEMINI Drinking style
Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly,
which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks:beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

CANCER Drinking style
Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow
water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP
lists -- and, in true Hollywood style , Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's
nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The
sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

LEO Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing
self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

VIRGO Drinking style
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure --
but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty.They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they
do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to dri

Yep,"addictive personality"...that's me.
right now looking for a partner in crime...anybody interested? 😉

Fishy drinking with crabby would mean a lot of cuddling, inevitable.

Yep, "inevitable" describes it perfectly!
Also,you should try it with a scorpio, I've heard scorpios make fabulous drinking buddies...

Oh yeah. Better be ready for more than cuddling though.

LOL, I guess that's the voice of experience speaking here?
Do tell, are they really as good as the myth or maybe even better?

I can only guess, i don't like to get involved in any way. But water people are great together, even if unstable.

"I don't like to get involved in any way."

C'mon, they can't be that scary!

You're right about being unstable,they're sometimes..but not always.

I mean with people, scorpios are probably my best match.

I think mine,too...they've this kinda psychic thing going where you don't have to tell
them anything...they just know...hmm, gotta get me one of those,and soon.

I've trouble getting involved with people too, at least at an emotional level.I'm very discriminating that way...not very piscean like I know.

Maybe that prevents you from ending up with scumbags.

lol actually that's true in my case,although I don't "like" to drink and I usually have to be kidnapped to go out for drinking.But I can drink like a fish and still be sober enough to control myself(well,unless it's a in a good mood to do those "crazy" things) and remember everything that happened.