Cats & Dogs

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TeflonDon
@TeflonDon
14 Years

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THE DOG

11 am: Lunch. My favorite thing.

12:30: Walk. My favorite thing.

2:00: Nap. My favorite thing.

5:00: TV with my master. My favorite thing.

8:00: Dinner. My favorite thing.

10:00 Bed time. My favorite thing.

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THE CAT

Day 1,986

My captures are keeping me hostage next to this dumb ass dog. He seems more than willing to come back inside after they temporarily free him for one of his daily exercise routines he calls a "walk."

I'm still waiting for my opportune time of escape. These people are cruel. I'm forced to eat this rubbish out of a bowl. I hate it. I've lost 5 ounces since my adoption. I've been dying for some fucking dead bird.

I don't much care for the dog. He seems simple-minded and not interesting. He seems to only focus on his basic needs of food and shelter. That is all he needs to be happy?

I shall kill him.

I must lick myself and look unassuming for several hours. By nightfall I will escape through the window.