I once had this parrot...

...and that parrot could talk, but it did not say it was hungry, so it died.

Not sure why this joke makes me laugh so much, but it does. Anybody have any jokes to share? I need some laughs.

Talking of parrots...on one of the midday courtroom shows, a couple sued their neighbour for "emotional distress" after they left their parrot with him while they went on vacation. On their return, the parrot was using F-bombs & the owners were some serious church-goers. Apparently the neighbour thought teaching the parrot to swear was hilarious. I found the whole case funny especially when the couple played a video of the parrot swearing like a rapper lol.

LOL!!! Sounds like something I would do!!

your joke is messed up! :d
Jk hahah

Okay here's one.
A man went to a doctor.

Doctor: Have you ever had an accident?
Patient: No, never had an accident. But I have been knocked over a fence by a bull once.
Doc: You dont count that as an accident?
Patient: No, he did it on purpose.

Awwwwwww.... That's bull.... 😉

Good one!!!!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin!

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Amish drive by shooting.

The man who invented anagrams has died today.

May he create penis.

Posted by Noddy
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin!

Lol! That's a cute one

Posted by Wynter
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Ha ha!!!!

Wynter- here's one for you.

Did you hear that the man that invented the hokey pokey died? The funeral was terrible. Every time they put his left foot in the casket he put his left foot out.

And you shake it all about! 😄

Lolzz