An old, ugly, woman in a wheelchair...

sits crying on a bridge over the ocean... whaa whaa whaa I'm going to commit suicide, nobody loves me and I'm all alone

A man walks by and cannot ignore the woman, he goes up to her and asks her what's wrong. She replies with "I've never been hugged by man... ever!"
So the man seeing how sad she was, leans over, hugs her and says goodbye...

As he walks off she starts crying even louder! So he turns back and asks her "What's wrong now?" she replies "I've never never been kissed by a man... never in my entire life!" whaa whaa whaaaaaaaaaaaa! So the man feeling even sorrier for her leans over and kisses her on the lips! He comforts her and says that he really has to go now.

Now she's bawling loudly so he walks back and says "What now?" and she replies, "I've never ever in my life been fukked!" So the man leans down and puts his hands around her waist, lifts her up and brings her down over his broad shoulders and throws her in the water... then yells "Now you've been fukked!"

Waa waa waa 😛 Later lil' bulls

what a mean man; he really didn't have to throw her in the water.


..stupid bastard.


..stupid horny, old lady.




hmm for some strange reason, i feel like i'm over-exaggerating a bit..




but oh well, i will continue to STICK TO MY BELIEFS!!!!!

Was that woman you in the future Tauruschic?

No, that's you after you decide you're better off as a woman but realize that you can't get the attention of the men you so much crave. The guy would be Kris 🙂

🙂

Hello Kristina.

How's your last PMS was?

PMS stands for Post Menstrual Syndrome.

Your mom taught me before I ....

You mom still screams like a ho..

Nice.

Come back later when you need yor royal ass schooled again.

Haffo, you are really far out. 😉