just got Six stiches :(

I am so clumsy. Typical taurusgoddess here:

1. cut myself
2. speed double speed to hospital
3. impatiently paced in waiting room for an hour
4. flirted with young hot doctor
5. begged for codeine & drugs
6. come back to work with sad look for pity

ahhhhhhhhhhh the drugs! 🙂 I feel better now

Ya, people at work already said they hid the knives.

Clumsiness must be a taurus trait then 🙂

-One time when making copies of very important papers I kinda bunched them all in the copy machine and so they ended up getting jammed somewhere inside the machine 😢 oh boy was I panicking. It took me about 45 minutes to get them out carefully so I wouldn't rip them apart, I'd done it many times so I knew exactly how to literally pull the machine apart in every place where you could pull it apart. Then ever so carefully pull out the documents, in the end they were still pretty crumbled so I put those in the middle of the pile.
-Then one time when using a new program I must have pushed one of those F buttons on accident but my computer went nuts, messed everything up ummm ya this was at work 😢 Of course I have also become the expert at "fix it all" so I can keep my mouth shut... shhh it wasn't me....
-People know when the coffee is ready because I never fail to spill it- very weird phenomena.
-I can never get away with not having some sort of food particle on my clothes after I eat.
-One time I decided that I'd wash the dishes with the hose from the back yard (you know take all the work out of scrubbing with the pressure) so I went outside and pulled it into the kitchen and placed it over the sink, I went back outside to turn it on and la la la what a beautiful sunny day and green grass and the birds chirping... I look down and water is seeping outside! You can just imagine... The kitchen was completely and I mean completely flooded...
-I am incredibly insistent on making the vacuum suck up EVERYTHING so other than the times I've broken it, one time it just went Pufff! on my sister! It was like an explosion of dust 🙂
-The washer too
-I constantly drive in the opposite lane
-I have learned that when I am driving and someone waves at me... their not waving at me... it's some sort of warning... Most of the time I have left something on top of my car like drinks, jackets, my purse or they're saying 'no don't go' and once I do I realize some car behind me has run into the curve... I know I have the world record of getting flipped off...
-I really do have a knack for setting off alarms... who knew elevators set off alarms when you turned them off... ? they do! And that tiny door in the library that says 'not an exit' Loudest damn alarm you'll ever hear is in the library! The museum door with the warning sign too... I guess I have a problem with keeping my hands to myself 🙂
-One time I couldn't lower my bike seat so I decided to take off like that even though my feet didn't touch the floor. Well as I came up to the intersection the light turned red and I couldn't stop and took it and nearly got run over by two cars so as I was looking back and laughing a car came out of a drive way and nearly hit me so I fell sideways into the bushes... Well like I haven't fallen a million times anywho...
-I could ask my friends for more of my stupid moments, sometimes they remember stuff that I don't... I'm sure my chances of being dead would be higher if they hadn't stopped me from something at some point in time... lol

"I can never get away with not having some sort of food particle on my clothes after I eat."
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg I am mustard stain queen!

HOLY hahahaah, "when I am driving and someone waves at me... their not waving at me... it's some sort of warning" i've given people the figure when they have pointed at me, one time i had to pull over to change my tire in the hot hot sun, how stupid i felt!

Thanks TC, I feel so much better! 🙂

I have stiches at the top of my forehead. Hardly visible now, but me & a friend were play fighting and OPPS, I fall into the corner of the wood table. We had had a few drinks that night and apparently I was flirting BAD with the doctor stiching me up. dang, I think I have a thing for doctors...

Don't worry Taurusgoddess......there's an age-old saying that goes A woman is made more beautiful by her scars............

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Good, I've had a total of 61 stiches in my life so far. I must be gorgeous! lol

no doubt - no doubt about that.....your so Taurus goddess........yo're all gorgeoused out!!!!


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