Ladies... we need to talk.

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Hemispheres
@Hemispheres
10 Years1,000+ PostsTaurus

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Who the hell taught yall to flirt?

Don't tell a guy you have a boyfriend (apperently that's a valid flirting technique) and get upset when he doesn't repond to further flirting. Mind games aren't cute.

Don't rub your ass on a guy. Despite the fact its rather plump and juicy I haven't the slightest clue about your hygiene habits and dont want fecal particles on my person. So just don't.

Don't tell a guy he's got a stalker and get upset when he's creeped the fuck out. You're lucky if he doesn't cooter kick you and run for the hills.

Lastly, don't ask a guy for his honest opinion on whether you look like a slut in your outfit. Its obvious youre headed to the club, I know the answer before you even asked.



Thank you for taking the time to read this public service announcement. Have a wonderful evening.

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Hemispheres
@Hemispheres
10 Years1,000+ PostsTaurus

Comments: 744 · Posts: 2905 · Topics: 57
Can I call you old gregg? Funny thing is I don't hang around or associate with those types of women. For some odd reason I get ignored by most until I speak. Its like I have Morgan Freeman's voice or som shit. Others seem to pick me out of a crowd as I'm minding my own business.

Who knew being well spoken and having good posture was attractive these days. :-P
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downstairsmixup
@downstairsmixup
10 YearsAquarius

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Posted by Hemispheres
Can I call you old gregg? Funny thing is I don't hang around or associate with those types of women. For some odd reason I get ignored by most until I speak. Its like I have Morgan Freeman's voice or som shit. Others seem to pick me out of a crowd as I'm minding my own business.

Who knew being well spoken and having good posture was attractive these days. :-P
You can call me ole Gregg lol I got a mangina!!!!!
Eh we live on a planet full of different kinds of women, have fun with it!