Aqua Economics

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

I have an Aqua friend from 7th grade and I still have not figured her out. HAHA You guys are a master of "allusiveness." *Hands Over Trophy*

I'm dating an Aqua guy and he is the oddest person on planet earth. LOVE HIS QUIRKINESS!

Ladies, if you want to understand the Aquarius man... Learn your ECONOMICS! Here's why,

1. The Law of Diminishing Returns: Too much input at a certain point will yield DECREASING returns. What this basically means to an Aquarius is that, when you see each other too much, talk too much, you lose that spark from overload, so they get bored and drop you. This explains the disappearing acts and aloofness, to keep it interesting in the sheets!

2. Utility: The level of satisfaction you get when you consume various goods or services. This week you just met an Aqua and he calls you everyday because the feeling is new and exciting, like the taste of that first piece of pie you have not had for a while.... Then he stops calling you abruptly because you no longer satisfy his urges... Just like if you consumed a second or third piece of pie, it's never as satisfying as the first piece of pie. Therefore, he disappears and will come back later to consume you again so obtain maximum utility. This explains why he needs the space.

... GO LEARN YOUR ECON! And you will be able to live happily with such a man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in years. I can see why he likes you. Diminishing returns hahahahaha!

I always withdraw right before I make a deposit! lol