ate a tub of peanut butter with marshmellows

i think iam going to be sick - and for the record it was a good idea cos i got $ 5 for it. :p

Did someone pay for that?

That's nothing. I could eat a barrel of that.

I will eat the barrel for a used pair of gym socks and a ride to the ER.

aquarians crack me up

One time I fell asleep with a lifesaver in my mouth and when I woke up I saw that I had drooled a saliva/lifesaver mixture onto my comforter. It was a perfect candied circle of drool--hard when I tapped on it! I kept going with different colors and now I use the comforter as a Twister mat.