Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep?!? SH1: Fuck the sheep!!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
What is the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud." The Scotsman says, "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
....for the violence ....................of the lambs...
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA, this one is AWESOME!!! 😛