12 Zodiac signs go camping!

Below are my predictions based on caricature traits of each sign. Looking forward to reading your take on it!

Aries: First to pitch his tent. Screams —slackers !?? at fellow campers.

Taurus: Brings the most food and has the state-of-the art tent with all the bells and whistles. Goes around trying to fix anything that's broken and gets into a stubborn argument with a Sagittarius who took something from his tent without permission.

Gemini: First person to BEGIN getting her tent up with the help of a friend (so we can chat ofcourse!) but then decides she wants to go help or talk to someone else in the campsite or go off and flirt with the boys so leaves the tent half done and comes back to it later??_.when its gotten dark! lol

OR

Gemini: Really cant be bothered putting up the tent, seems like such a draining task so she charms a few people (starting off with the boys), plays the innocent —dont know how to do is?? character and easily manipulates others into doing it for her.

Cancer: Wonders why he came. Wishes he was back home in the comfort of his living room.

Leo: Pitches his tent next to the cutest girl on camp. Wonders if he brought enough cologne to last 3 days.

Virgo: Nervously goes through his list for the 4th time hoping he didn't forget anything. Wants to know what we??ll be doing in the next days.

Libra: Can't decide where to pitch her tent. Will make sure that everybody admires the beauty of her tent or will charm someone into doing it for her.

Scorpio: Brought a Swiss army knife and a special sleeping bag and is determined to hunt something. Pitches his tent far away from everyone.

Sagittarius: In the woods, exploring.

Capricorn: Already starting the fire. Wondering if he should start chopping more wood.

Aquarius: Upset that the meals aren't vegetarian. Looks for —interesting?? mushrooms in the woods.

Pisces: Looks dreamily at the stars and imagines he is a Greek god. Brought lots of booze

hahahah! soooo pisces.

Leo: Pitches his tent next to the cutest girl on camp. Wonders if he brought enough cologne to last 3 days.

Lmao, so true.

& these two hahahaha

Aquarius: Upset that the meals aren't vegetarian. Looks for —interesting?? mushrooms in the woods.

Pisces: Looks dreamily at the stars and imagines he is a Greek god. Brought lots of booze

Lmao @ Pisces and brought lots of booze. Can personally vouch for that one!

LOL! This was so cute!

This fish is sleeping in Scorpio's tent. 😉

Sagittarius: In the woods, exploring.

Capricorn: Already starting the fire. Wondering if he should start chopping more wood.


hahaha, these are both true for me. I use to go hiking many moons ago. And I was the first one that would leave off trail and people would have to come and find me xD!

And I always had to make sure we had enough wood/sticks for the fire because I never wanted it to go out -- mainly in the winter months because I would want my soup to get hot enough to warm my hands.

this libra here brought an rv to camp in. that's about as "rough" as i care to get, thanks.

i can imagine my taurus dad bringing his guitar and bags and bags of books he'll be too busy to read. but just in case. if he can find a generator to bring, he'll also take various electronics and a couple electric guitars, a bass, and several amps. just in case. "well yes, i brought a thousand cds with me, in their cases, but how do i know what i'll want to listen to once i get out into the woods."

Damn i am a weird cancer. I Love camping,fishing,and shooting. Maybe because i have virgo rising??

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Libra: Will make sure that everybody admires the beauty of her tent.

Hahaha, thats totally me!!

LOOK AT MY AWESOME TENT FUCKERS!!

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but it falls to pieces cuz it's shit and not functional

I'm glad I finished my tent in time to go "interesting mushroom hunting" with Aqua chica. Afterwards we can take part in some sort of ancient mating ritual of the something or other ethnic or tibal group that I made up on the spot. Yeeyuh.