A Pet for Each Zodiac

Aries: ?_ Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!

Taurus: ?_ A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food.

Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--

Cancer: ?_ Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.

Leo: ?_ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.

Virgo: ?_ Let's see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--

Libra ?_: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention. Oh, I don't know. What would you do? Are you sure?

Scorpio: ?_ A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What's not to like?

Sagittarius: ?_ A horse, of course! Let?_s hope it's got enough stamina to keep up with me.

Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?

Aquarius ?_: A hamster. First, I've got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don't make anything like that? That's okay, I'm sure what I come up with will be much better.

Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they're easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...



Complements of: http://www.forrestastrology.com/Humor-by-Sign/

I've had lots of pets through the years. I don't think I've ever paid for a pet in my life!

NOU! I love cats!!!! Gemini here 😛

Posted by Jynja
Oh, Scorps like cats, that's for sure. LULX 😈

Hahaha... That we do...
Good giggle for first thing in the morning 🙂

hamster?? lol

ok my hubs thinks i'm cute and lovable, but a hamster? Maybe a fuzzy soft bunny rabbit. Yeah.