Aquarius vs Scorpio....

Who wins?

Posted by Poisson
I'd imagine it would be something like this...

Haha aww poisson I can always count on you for a good laugh thnx ^.^

That little GIF nearly killed me.

Posted by Ligeia
Is this thread in some way a dedication to that Scorpio

gnat that keeps fucking with you here? lol As for the

question depends what are they going up against with

each other in.

Straight up fighting?

Intellectual prowess?

Could be either I suppose but I think it would be unfair to heavily focus the Intellectual side only because of the bias that air signs have...

I think Scorpios are quite intellectual, but some of their greatest strengths lie in their crafty trickery.

I think the most objective way to look at it is a debate using the test of wills and whit... for who would win. Either, using whatever strengths the other has to use to their advantage to gain the upper-hand vs their opponent. I think it makes for a juggernaut of a competition.

Posted by tiziani
Would it even be a good fight? That'd be like one fighter constantly dancing on the outside of the ring while the other tries to get their opponent in close for the haymaker shot.

Now you mention it, it's a real Ali vs Frazier scenario

So Something like this

@Ligeia
"Is this thread in some way a dedication to that Scorpio

gnat that keeps fucking with you here?"

He is a stupid grandpa scorpion ^.^ It would not be fair to compare competition between us and him... he is like ..naw not worth writing about him. Let's keep it to legit Scorpios. Who you guys think would win??

Mentally - the aqua.
Physically - the scorpio.

I've seen my scorpio cousin and his aqua friend at it and this is my impression.

Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius

Posted by tiziani
Would it even be a good fight? That'd be like one fighter constantly dancing on the outside of the ring while the other tries to get their opponent in close for the haymaker shot.

Now you mention it, it's a real Ali vs Frazier scenario

So Something like this

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lmao!!!

the generalization is klling me LOL...

Christiano Ronaldo (Aquarius Sun)



VERSUS:

Bill Gates (Scorpio Sun)

@lisabethur8 Yeah I think using a physical fight as the basis.. is too vague as the physical condition of each individual will come into play... I suppose if your going to do that you would have to assume both are of equal strength, height, and conditioning. This fight should be based on astrological aspects of the two. If there are any physical features that you feel are relevant that could aid in an advantage then that would be fine to use BUT other then that it should be how the other would handle the situation with they have given at hand: their environment, their physical outer body to either inflict harm or give off body language communication, brain/intellectual tendencies of the two signs.

Posted by Marrakesha
Aquarius. Ya'll are some mean mofos.

When comparing the two I think it is astute of you to point this out of the aquarian... I was sure it would probably be overlooked because of how dark, insidious, and evil scorpios seem to come across to everyone else.

Yes, I think we can be quite mean despite how nice and sweet we come across to a lot of people. Aquarians can be quite vile, and wicked especially when provoked.

Posted by Ligeia

Posted by Poisson
I'd imagine it would be something like this...

LOL what are those things fighting?

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Poisson was the one who posted it but I doubt she knows for sure. I think it looks like two baby bears with their paws rapped.. or maybe they just have gloves fixated to their paws ^.^? Whatever it is it made me laugh so damn hard!

Posted by feb16aqua
LOL! Just make sure that if you hit me that I don't get back up 😉

YESSSSSS!
As far as I can remember I have never started a physical fight in my life except for maybe one or two with my brothers... but everyone else has hit me first. I suppose though I will have to admit I did provoke them to hit me(not that I wanted them to or anything) because I would say stuff that got under their skin and they no longer could take it. BUT If I'm saying intentionally hurtful things to you it's probably because YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MAKE FUN OF ME... without me dishing back out. I can always laugh at myself and I even make fun of my own self.. so I suppose it's not just making fun of me really... it's more like trying to be rude for no reason other than to make yourself look good.

feb16aqua I kid you not everytime I got hit... that was it I stopped thinking and I just went into quite an ugly rage even against people older then myself when I was younger. And while course they had an advantage I still think I held my own ;p at least while I was mad anyways... it's like fear of their size can't even enter my mind I'm just so gaddamned mad I can't think of anything at all but bashing their head against my fist.

I hope you can entertain my little bit of fighting pros 😉... I'm really not even close to a typical physical fighter but you hit me first then all bets are off.

Posted by Marrakesha
LOL @ NYAA: I know having dealt with both personally. I've broken down enough Scorpios just by my honesty alone. An Aquarius doesn't flinch. I've had sparring matches with a few of this sign, and it's like the gleam in their eyes while you're going back and forth is crazy. You can't say or do shit to really phase an Aquarius. It takes a lot. You guys pretty much ENJOY fighting and watching others lose their cool! Aries supposedly love to fight, verbally and physically, but Aquarius is ruthless and cool-headed.

Yes aries seem like quite a scary opponent too 😉

Honestly, the most formidable either as scary or cool heartless cruelty would be

Scary Pisces!!! & Cancer

Kinda in Between
Aries

Cool Heartless Cruelty
Capricorn
Aquarius
Scorpio

everyone else is just too fluffy ^.^ Not that there aren't exceptions to the rule.

anyhow point of thread is Aqua vs Scorpio.
While I'm happy to hear everyone's vote of confidence on Aqua I would love to hear the other side of the arguement!

Damn I thought for sure everyone was going to say Scorpio right off the bat... I am pleased but totally shocked at the same time.

Posted by tiziani
I honestly can't figure out how Cancer even has a fighter style . Other than maybe to play possum. It seems to me like the Crab's signature move is just to be addicted to pain and emotional abuse. If you can find a 9 on 1 fight where someone is guaranteed to receive a beatdown, Cancer will always volunteer as long as the team of 1 has a free slot going

I don't get them

You would think my freind, You would think.... BUT first fact if you were too look it up in the database of psychopath killers/criminals in the FBI database that supposedly had been kept by zodiac sign since certain ones appear to be more prone to violence and crime... believe it nor not tiziani cancer is at the TOP of the list man.

I think it's cause they expose themselves so much and are so emotionally sensitive that it doesn't take much to tip them off the deep end into a scary rage. Hell I bet if you fucked with one enough they would possibly go insane for life with utter rage. I know they seem so obvious and not intimidating in a lot of ways cause they can start to act awfully foolish when they get upset BUT go take a gander in the cancer forum... they can all say very VERY ugly things. Even if a lot of it is not true they can say some pretty hurtful stuff based off of assumptions and what they know about you.

I thought for sure people would argue about me putting pisces up their in that list wow... you guys must got lots of experience with them 😉

Posted by Ligeia
Well one thing is for sure. You've kinda already

lost one "battle". Because a Scorpio would NEVER

make a thread like this. It's very declasse.

Yeah, I know .... I almost didn't make it. I really just wanted to focus on astro stuff in a debate setting and kinda went off in left field a little bit. Aww well actually what you just did would be a good scorp arguement. Make me FEEL bad boo.

In real life I've lost a "battle" vs scorp too cause I lost my patience and called her out on all kinds of shit... and I ended up being the RUDE one without CLASS. Well.. yeah no matter how you look at it I acted in a very immature way and why because Scorpios have the patience of God Almighty jeez -_-

So now I FEEL bad... you wanna have the upper hand actually make me FEEL anything about anything and furthermore make yourself appear to be the saint and me the antagonist.... gosh I feel bad about it even if I know it's most likely BS BUT I dunno dammit! To many unknowns..

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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Honestly, the most formidable either as scary or cool heartless cruelty would be

Scary Pisces!!!

😛

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Hahaha Yeah ya'lls tempers are about as scary as that no joke... my dad is a pisces, trust me I know first hand 0_0

eewwww the generalization is still killing....

anyway it's like saying, Leo Suns are just out for the spotlight and dont care about intellect.

...

One thing is FOR SURE....the men have HUGE egos in here. har har

Oh the link is of Simon Baker (Leo sun) from Mentalist

and the other is Enrique Iglesias (everyone usually knows he's a crooner)

FINE lisa you win :/ I feel bad...

I just wanted to put in astro terms and to be quite honest Aquarius vs Scorpio I think it's really a draw for a lot of reasons. Reason I say that is because what one could use to have and advantage the other can sorta cancel out in some way or another... but that's how I look at it. I'm a DICK thnx lisa 😛 I'm gonna go get ready for work now and accept defeat to scorpio because I can't stand to stay and fight if I feel bad about it.

ppfff i made a mistake. Lol. Enrique SINGS and so does Bono...

but not Jack Nicholson:

Haha I love that orange flava too

I've found out that its pointless arguing with a scorpio, THEY JUST DONT GET IT. An aquarius style of arguing is the facts, THE NOW & not personal things involved...only the subject matter. Scorpio cant argue like that, they involve EVERYTHING, even things that have nothing to do with what's being discussed. I just give up. We are impersonal fighter & scorps are all about getting personal. What's up with that? Just discuss NOW and leave 1920 in the history books. Yeesh!

And an aqua can make a point & still manage to make the opponent still look good. We are not dirty fighters, we dont try to ruin the person, we say what's needed to be said & leave it at that. None of that "you are cunt blah blah blah". Clean and 2 the point.

Yeah I on one hand hate that we do make someone look good by making a point but then on the other hand it's a pretty classy trait as well. I just wish scorpios wouldn't hold to things for so long... I wish they could just let go :/ I think only reason a scorpio would win is that while an Aqua is a born fighter we really rather peace and if it means allowing someone else to win so be it. I don't think there is any amount of trickery I couldn't catch on to sooner or later... And I think scorpios are intlectual enough to not be totally taken off guard by are arguements... They just have this unbelievable patience to get what they want and they will always out wait us no matter how stubborn we are.

Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Yeah I on one hand hate that we do make someone look good by making a point but then on the other hand it's a pretty classy trait as well. I just wish scorpios wouldn't hold to things for so long... I wish they could just let go :/ I think only reason a scorpio would win is that while an Aqua is a born fighter we really rather peace and if it means allowing someone else to win so be it. I don't think there is any amount of trickery I couldn't catch on to sooner or later... And I think scorpios are intlectual enough to not be totally taken off guard by are arguements... They just have this unbelievable patience to get what they want and they will always out wait us no matter how stubborn we are.

i just don't fight at all. If my husband and i have a disagreement, he's usually right anyway and i'm not kidding. He is RIGHT. He sees right through me, even guessed i'm a "hufflepuff" while i daydream and have these illusions that i could be gryffindor. he's like, hon, no way, you're TOO PASSIVE, you just try to act all tough but it don't work. And he's right, i am a whiner, cryer and all that. I'm just mainly very peaceful. TOO peaceful. I'm definitely full of flaws but that's mine and my family's problems not anyone else's.

Well, I beg to differ, NYAA. See, I dont like arguing but when I do its usually about something I believe in, a passion if you will, so I doubt I'll ever ALLOW anybody to "win". I'm very serious about my beliefs lol, I dont give up EVER, but then again...I have 5 fixed planets in fixed houses. I'm an immovable force when I believe lol. Not even a scorp can touch this! *flicks collar*

Aqu sun (11th house Aquarius)
Scorp moon (8th house Scorpio)
Scorp mars (8th house)
Scorp pluto (8th house)
Scorp saturn (8th house)

*flexes neck & cracks knuckles*

wanna dance?

You choose, but it depends if I care lol.

Btw Dazed, do you know Tamala Jones, the actress? Girl has ALL her personal planets in scorp, she should be Scorpio Queen. I knew I loved her for a reason lol, too bad its such a douchy sign thou. Hahaha

Truth is, you ruined it for yourself by CHALLENGING me to an argument. LESSON, never let an aqua know what you want cause they'll do the opposite. The moment you invited me for an argument my mind instantly went to no argument mode. Sorry boss, next time. You CANT make me do it, *I* cant even make ME do it at this point. Catch me off guard next time.

Dazed, Against yourself? Wow. Congratulations pal!!! But I must tell you, that's the weirdest competition I ever heard of. LOL

Tiz, backed down from what? There was NOTHING as far as *I* know or maybe I have amnesia. Ok, let me think again...umm still... NOTHING. I cant fake argue or force myself to argue, I have to be MOVED by something 1st for me to get all sweaty and if that makes me a worm so be it. But, I prefer the name Batworm, doesnt sound right...Superworm...even better, call me WONDERWORM!!!!

Elle, its not weird when there's an ACTUAL debate, it is weird thou, when you become a winner at 0...non existant. Dazed must be reliving 2012, you scorps do love the past after all.

If Im passionate about a topic I suppose I could go for awhile water cup

But I only have oh so many placements in fixed signs
Sun Aquarius
Moon Aquarius
Ascendant Aquarius
Saturn Scorpio
Pluto is on cusp of Scorpio
I got asteroid or two in Aquarius and cap if that counts for shit and mercury cap
But I'm more mutable than anything I got like 3 or 4 planets in Sagittarius and mars and Venus in Pisces lol!! Maybe that's why I like peace more than you WaterCup 😉

Oh I have a midheaven Scorpio am I reaching maybe ^.^

NYYA, I adore peace, what do you mean? I have this constant war inside of me but deep down all I want is peace, inside & outside. Yeah, arguing is all about having passion for w/e is being discussed, no point in arguing for nothing. But tbh, I do sometimes argue for the sake of arguing, happens when I'm bored.

Wow @ having aqua sun, moon & ascendant. You must be a real a-hole lol. My dad had that combo except I dont know his rising and he was a 1st class douchebag, fact known by all. His name was Faik, but everybody called him Fuck or Faik the Fuck.LOL. Still love him to death thou

Yeah, he "wins" in his watery head. I'll throw him an imaginary victor party for his imaginary win. As a matter of fact, I just lit imaginary fireworks just for him. Did I reveal something? Do tell, my scorpio moon is going paranoid over here lol, but my sun wants me to tell you "WHATEVER".

Btw Elle, I have cap merc too, give me some love lol

BSC, who is that guy? I think I just developed a crush on him. I love love guys who know what to do with their fingers.

Posted by WaterCup
BSC, who is that guy? I think I just developed a crush on him. I love love guys who know what to do with their fingers.

He's Axl Rose, an Uber Aquarian.

Posted by ellessque
I have midheaven in Leo...can anyone tell? 😛

I could see it but I have a pretty good imagination.. Besides MC supposed to be how we perceive ourself right?.... like inwardly and ascendant is how we actually are perceived by everyone else. Which I think is sorta funny because I totally feel scorpio inwardly yet I know Im quite sociable when I wanna be and I know I don't hold grudges at least not as long as a damn scorpio shit! I dunno if there is anything someone could do to get me to hate them as long as my mom can jeez. I don't have the patience for that kinda stuff nor does it seem personally beneficial to write someone off forever because there is always something that can be learned from everyone of us.

Now that I look at it guys haha I have my line of the eclipse and MC/IC in all of the fixed signs of the zodiac: Aquarius-ascendant, Leo-descendant, Scorpio-MC and Taurus IC

Posted by WaterCup

Wow @ having aqua sun, moon & ascendant. You must be a real a-hole lol. My dad had that combo except I dont know his rising and he was a 1st class douchebag, fact known by all. His name was Faik, but everybody called him Fuck or Faik the Fuck.LOL. Still love him to death thou

It would seem a lot of people would think that on this site ^.^
You think all us Aquas are cold hearted santas so *shrug*

I know I can be a real asshole if you piss me off.
People say before they get to know me that I come across to them as a big fat jerk so I dunno... you might be on to something there WaterCup.

Need to get that Aquarius09 chick in here she has like six Aqua placements lol

Thanks, BSC. I just googled him lol, he is really cute. People say aquarians are weird or live weird lives, I'm starting to believe it...this guy's biography has a lot of strange things. Strange behavior.

Aqua09 is a great girl. I think the women are different from the men. Honestly, I really love aqua men as people, they are fun & exciting. But, its hard being in a close relationship with one or to live with one...I cant stand the coldness cause I understand it. Similar energies usually cant get along very well lol. I know the strong points & weak points of my sun so I'd rather stay away from the men cause I wouldnt stand all that

^Fair enough WaterCup

I think one good topic of debate is 'no matter what you scorps say..... you somehow find us irresistible'! 😉

^I suppose that can work both ways though huh :/

Well if you scorpios don't come to contend me I suppose I win by default 😉

LoL I was so dissapointed the first day I made this thread no scorpios came to defend themselves and everyone auto assume advantage Aqua it was such a buzz kill in a way! I get the feeling this will be a long enduring thread 🙂

I mean if it's not I guess everyone was right and Aqua win.... You never can fail if you never give up.

I concur,NYAA! My scorp ex once told me he wished he could jump inside of me lol, apparently touches & all the other "outer" stuff weren't enough. It was creepy to hear but at the same time I understood.

They arent bad people per se, they just need to find middle ground. When I told my ex he was way too much, he became cold & when I told him he was being cold, he became too much again. All in or all out, its all they know. I like them in a non-commital kind of way, coolish peeps.

Man I wish I had that problem lol