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CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) Sympathetic and understanding of everyone at the bar. Also won't get another drink unless someone will holds their hand and orders with them. They can accomplish anything, as long as it's not by themselves.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) Ambitious, encouraging, and supportive people who also might fall into their own drink if they catch a reflection. Watch them carefully to avoid tragedy, or just flatter them. Flattery always gains their attention.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) Most likely arranging coasters or spotting the lack of craft brews. Virgo drinkers can be a bit cold or unemotional, but they are a good lot to get drunk with. Especially if they are responsible for organizing the tab.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) Ambitious, encouraging, and supportive people who also might fall into their own drink if they catch a reflection. Watch them carefully to avoid tragedy, or just flatter them. Flattery always gains their attention.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) Most likely arranging coasters or spotting the lack of craft brews. Virgo drinkers can be a bit cold or unemotional, but they are a good lot to get drunk with. Especially if they are responsible for organizing the tab.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) Diplomatic, hospitable, classy, and did not pay for the last round. They are good for it, but the work of ordering drinks is best left to other more ambitious people. Fans of mixology and artistic conversation.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Charming and perfectly awful. More highs and lows than the stock market. Should be left alone in the corner but for some reason everyone keeps buying them drinks.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Positive, independent, and lucky. Good people to have around in Vegas. If ever in a bar fight use the Sagittarius as a decoy and run. Maybe they'll talk themselves out of it.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Charming and perfectly awful. More highs and lows than the stock market. Should be left alone in the corner but for some reason everyone keeps buying them drinks.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Positive, independent, and lucky. Good people to have around in Vegas. If ever in a bar fight use the Sagittarius as a decoy and run. Maybe they'll talk themselves out of it.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) Hard working, independent, and loyal. Boring bar conversationalist, but will carry your drunk ass home in a pinch. Keep them close.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) Original, never boring, and incredibly resistant to being held to any commitment. If this ever becomes annoying just kick Aquarius out of the bar. They will be back later followed by quality entertainment, count on it.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) Popular, easygoing, and a generally good natured. Also about as rigid as a wet rag. Perfect person to start with when trying to convince a group to go out. Pisces always comes along, and the rest seems to always follow them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) Original, never boring, and incredibly resistant to being held to any commitment. If this ever becomes annoying just kick Aquarius out of the bar. They will be back later followed by quality entertainment, count on it.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) Popular, easygoing, and a generally good natured. Also about as rigid as a wet rag. Perfect person to start with when trying to convince a group to go out. Pisces always comes along, and the rest seems to always follow them.
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ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20): Aries are trend setting jet setters and all around party animals. A fun lot, but they also have equal chance of starting a bar fight over darts. Follow them at your own risk.
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Thats Awesome! 😄
And the capricorn has to drive all their drunk a $ $ es home! lol!
Poor chap.
Poor chap.
i like this
my younger Aries brother is a nightmare to go drinking with,I've got him out of more than one or two scrapes,his the youngest of five boys,but the biggest,always thought he was trying to prove himself,but perhaps he was just being an Aries
great with money too,always first out the taxi and last to the bar!
one of my older brothers is a Scorpio and he'll drink all of us under the table,gets very serious after a few mind
thinking back,most of my drinking buddies were usually Taurus or Cancer
my younger Aries brother is a nightmare to go drinking with,I've got him out of more than one or two scrapes,his the youngest of five boys,but the biggest,always thought he was trying to prove himself,but perhaps he was just being an Aries
great with money too,always first out the taxi and last to the bar!
one of my older brothers is a Scorpio and he'll drink all of us under the table,gets very serious after a few mind
thinking back,most of my drinking buddies were usually Taurus or Cancer
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TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) Stubborn and bullheaded like... well, a bull. Probably buying shots for everyone even at this moment. Nobody wanted to drink more, but Taurus makes such a damn good argument.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) Intelligent and free thinkers who couldn't pick a bar if their life depended on it. Good people to have around when bar is found however, as they will meet new people. Just don't ask them to remember any names.