Guide To Women Of The Zodiac

Ms Aries- Basically the same deal as her male counterpart and being an aries myself I can vouch for this, if you chase her you're waisting your time if she likes you you will know about it, chances are she sees you as nothing more than a sex object anyhow and by the next morning you will be last weeks news lol

Ms Taurus-Trustable, dependable, emotionally stable is a tick tick however nights out on the town and socialising are a very new concept to taureans and we know how much the bull loves the idea of change lol, if you're a stay at home type you may have met your match in miss taurus.

Ms Gemini- If you're after a wombat type relationship, eat, root and leave that is then miss gemini is what you're looking for however mention the word relationship and you wil hear the door slamming behind her lol

Ms Cancer- Wow that was a great first date, Wanna come back to mine and flick through bridal magazine so we can plan our wedding? lol

Ms Leo- Although the lioness undoubtedly has one of the most attractive personalities and are very loyal once you get them on side it is getting them on side to begin with that is near on impossible ,Guys if you havn't got biceps that are visible through your shirt, six figures in your bank account, a new top of the range sports car, abs that you can grate cheese on the lioness will not look at you once little own twice.

Ms Virgo- Much to busy compiling reports for the csiro and arranging her house in perfect alphabetical/numerical or chronological order in her spare time to be concerned with a relationship lol

Ms Libra-Possibly worth a shot if you're patient enough to wait it out well she is taking the time out to make up her mind and that's in the rare case that miss libra much like her male counterpart ever does make up her mind it can be a lenghty process for librans at the best of times lol

Ms Scorpio- Can be very loyal and will stick by you through thick and thin, however will never fully trust you, will manipulate you in to doing what she wants any way she can and her word is final and never at any satge to be questioned how can this be possible you ask? sshhh it's a secret lol

Ms Sagittarius- Good for a quicky in the back of your jeep or a toilet cubicle at a nightclub but that's basically it they get their rocks off and set out for their next adventure lol

Ms Capricorn- otherwise known as Miss yeah this relationship is ok but what about the economic downturn at the moment,why would I waste my time with a romantic dinner when I have assets to take care of and interest rates to study, the only screwing she is interested in is the reserve bank screwing the country lol (all said with tongue in cheek by the way)

Ms Aquarius- The original miss dont call me I'll call you at 3 am or some other random time that will catch you completely off guard, I may be able to fit you into my schedule for about 5 minutes on wednesday morning but that of course is subject to change lol

Ms Pisces- Umm my cat has 4 legs, yes but do you wanna go out tonight luv? Umm the sun is shining outside, at this stage the guy is very confused lol,Umm so who are you again? lol Pisces god love em hey lol

OMFG - Why must you let the cat out of the bag?!

so true! ...about me atleast. lol

Wonderful.

U must be a Cuspie 😉

Cancer and Pisces are hilariously funny and based in truth.

I have serious doubts about Scorp loyalty hype though.

Ms Gemini- If you're after a wombat type relationship, eat, root and leave that is then miss gemini is what you're looking for however mention the word relationship and you wil hear the door slamming behind her lol

LMFAO. that's funny but not always true!

Mine's spot on 😉

* Ms Taurus-Trustable, dependable, emotionally stable is a tick tick however nights out on the town and socialising are a very new concept to taureans and we know how much the bull loves the idea of change lol, if you're a stay at home type you may have met your match in miss taurus. *

Where it says nights on the town and socialising are a very new concept to Taureans is so not true for me. I love going out and meeting new people and have been doing so for years.