My ideal chart; Just water and earth

Water is nice, and earth is laid back and easy. Fire is fun and air is cooky, but fire is a bit of a dick and air is annoying, and not what you want all the time, it's tiresome and annoying. Aquarius mercury is so random and crazy. Gemini moon is fun and never boring, but look at Kloe Kardashian. She has Moon in Gemini and look how annoying and irritating she is. Look at how lovely Kim Kardashian is and Kourtney all cool and stuff. I'm sorry but fire and air signs are just dicks. Brother has Aries mercury and it's a horrible petulant placement. I have no doubt my Aries venus is horrible and aggressive. In fact i know it is. My idea of showing love and affection is punching you in the arm and poking your face. My gemini mars is the worst placement ever, sensitive, insecure, back chatty and always has an answer for everything. You will never win an argument with me. And if there is no argument, i will spawn one from thin air. This is done by proposing the other side of the argument. Look at the whole cast of that terrible unfunny show How I Met Your Mother. All fire moons, merc etc. There all just so annoying and not funny. That main jew guy i just wanna punch in the face. And i'm sorry but NPH is NOT awesome. He was okay in Glee, but that's about it. Scrubs as well, I think the main cast pretty much all have air moon signs apart from Dr Cox, and i feel i need to punch them in the face. The show isn't funny, and that whole cooky thing they had going just wasn't funny. But it's funny how they cast the perfect people (astrologically speaking of course) for that type of comedy. Cooky, bizarre, wacky, bat-shit-insane ect...
Look at "Friends". That show is actually funny. And the characters aren't annoying. Yes they're all Leos, but they all have water and earth moon signs. Apart from Anniston of course.
Everybody hates eden. A lot of people hate TOC. Prince Pisces... no need to elaborate there. Elle is aggressive as shit. Caligula is aggressive as shit.

Look at Mr Dxp man. He has moon in Virgo and he's perfect 😛

Sorry, rant over. Earth and water all the way baby!

so basically you're looking for a bucket of mud 🙂

LMAO @ mud

I also love the randomness of Aqua merc, but sometimes it's too much to handle.

My sign placements are mainly earth with a little water and air. No fire.

I'm definitely not drawn to firey people. They need too much attention and move too fast for my liking. Water can be healing and relaxing at best. However, too much water usually means drama and I hate that. Earth is cool as long as you don't try to change it or challenge it. Air is also cool but it likes to push buttons.

A mix of earth and air is the best, imo.

this essay is not proper. It's talking about earth and water moons, perhaps? NOT earth/water suns or anything else.

I agree gem moon is the worst placement. they say one thing and then go back and say something else.

aqua mercury is great for pisces and capricorn suns. It makes them somesort of a genius.

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this essay is not proper. It's talking about earth and water moons, perhaps? NOT earth/water suns or anything else.

lol @ not proper. it's aa. 😛

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Lol, it's extremely muddled thoughts from a virgo moon!

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Posted by spica
aqua mercury is great for pisces and capricorn suns. It makes them somesort of a genius.

+1

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Just checked astrotheme. Murakami has mars conjunct mercury in Aquarius.. not surprising. 🙂

You will never win an argument with me. And if there is no argument, i will spawn one from thin air.

Ha! An Aries mooner said the same fucking thing to me last week, almost word for word. You Aries influenced peoples are a god damn pain in the ass.