Pickup lines..

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Posted by Scorpio1288

Okay so besides the pick up lines, what would you girls prefer



Just talk to them as you would any other stranger you meet. Make it friendly, nice, appropriate for the situation, don't be sleazy (pick up lines are so sleazy), and treat them with respect as you would your mom or sister.

Like standing in line for a beer - 'If you can get the bartender's attention, I'll buy you one."
Standing in line at a lunch counter - 'Have you ever tried _____? I'm curious if it's any good here"
Just strike up a conversation same as you would if it were anyone.

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Posted by basari
Girls, how 'bout: "Hey girl, come here. I'm not going to lie now, I found you attractive and liked to get to know you."

But for pickup lines..
"Do you like being complimented?"
Answer: "Yes"
"Aight, me too. You go first."



LMAO!!!!!!!!

You know its guys like you that make it easy for the rest of us. You know why? Because after you get shot down the other guys in the bar step up and let her rip on you for your cheesy one liners. And now we have a topic of conversation even before we are introduced.

LOL!!!!!!

I love you man.
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Posted by basari
Girls, how 'bout: "Hey girl, come here. I'm not going to lie now, I found you attractive and liked to get to know you."





Would appear as if you're just trying to get laid. PASS!!!

Miami is right. A decent guy comes along after that and it's refresshing. Way to help your fellow bro!
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See, your pickup line is based on looks. Decent women want to be noticed for aspects other than looks. You're only going to attract the vain, shallow ones with lines like that.
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Posted by basari
Girls, how 'bout: "Hey girl, come here. I'm not going to lie now, I found you attractive and liked to get to know you."

But for pickup lines..
"Do you like being complimented?"
Answer: "Yes"
"Aight, me too. You go first."


ROTFL _—_—_—_— ONLY CUZ WE're pisces....my favorite is "hey, I lost my number, can I have yours" Bahahaha!!
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"Hi, how are you?"

...oh wait, funny ones. Hmmm.

If I knew their sun sign at least...

Aries: I'd challenge them to something. Shots. Catching food in my mouth. Pool. Making sure I'm silly and making them enjoy it.
Taurus: Chat about the booze/drinks, food, the look of the place, music and comment on their high quality taste or playfully mock them (going for something super low quality to emphasis I'm joking.)
Gemini: No.
Cancer: "Are you watching out for your friends or are they all here to keep you from going wild?"

Leo: I'd lock eyes with them, go about my business, wait for them to get hit on, cockblock and tell them they should get a sidekick to dish out sassy comebacks for them.
Virgo: Drink/eat and poke fun/comment on the crazies around us. Suggest us showing them all how it's done later.
Libra: Flirty and witty banter. Has to happen.
Scorpio: Get in their line of sight. Carry on in front of them, then later ask them to play pool or buy them that drink/food the were staring at.

Sagittarius: Same as Aries.
Capricorn: Same as Virgo.
Aquarius: Same as Libra.
Pisces: No, I don't even know man...are they mermaids, sirens or sharks in this situation?

If they knew astrology: " All my outer planets aspect my mars, so it's easy for me to make someone reach their outer-limits."
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Posted by SirHorns
"Hi, how are you?"

...oh wait, funny ones. Hmmm.

If I knew their sun sign at least...

Aries: I'd challenge them to something. Shots. Catching food in my mouth. Pool. Making sure I'm silly and making them enjoy it.
Taurus: Chat about the booze/drinks, food, the look of the place, music and comment on their high quality taste or playfully mock them (going for something super low quality to emphasis I'm joking.)
Gemini: No.
Cancer: "Are you watching out for your friends or are they all here to keep you from going wild?"

Leo: I'd lock eyes with them, go about my business, wait for them to get hit on, cockblock and tell them they should get a sidekick to dish out sassy comebacks for them.
Virgo: Drink/eat and poke fun/comment on the crazies around us. Suggest us showing them all how it's done later.
Libra: Flirty and witty banter. Has to happen.
Scorpio: Get in their line of sight. Carry on in front of them, then later ask them to play pool or buy them that drink/food the were staring at.

Sagittarius: Same as Aries.
Capricorn: Same as Virgo.
Aquarius: Same as Libra.
Pisces: No, I don't even know man...are they mermaids, sirens or sharks in this situation?

If they knew astrology: " All my outer planets aspect my mars, so it's easy for me to make someone reach their outer-limits."



Now, thattttssss funny!