All the Horny Signs. Rising Ram. Solar Cap. Lunar Bull.
All the Horny Signs.

Posted by starwars
why are you starting butter with my fellow virgos?


I believed you all could use a good dose of satire before the next wave of cookiemonstering begins about your sign.
Posted by Lilianni
The Aquarius mercury here is strong lol


Actually it's Cap~
Posted by Virgorean
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Posted by Virgorean
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.


Well earth doesn't usually brag about being awesome at sex, so it;s usually the whiner-I MEAN poster making it awkward in their own mind.


No need to brag because we let our actions speak for itself
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#EarthSignValues
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Posted by SirHorns
No wonder I like him despite the jacked up butter in his biography!


Wow... I always thought he was a Cap. He had sun in 8th house - explains yhat darkness I felt from his writing.




SAME. I thought he was a Cap that went dark BUT I was only a sign off.



Well... he had Cap Merc in 7th house, too. Maybe the way of communicating about relationships was very Cap, while his sun in 8th house kept a dark cloud around it?!?!

His love life was quite adventurous/dramatic, actually.
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Surprised nobody killed him.
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Posted by SirHorns
No wonder I like him despite the jacked up butter in his biography!


Wow... I always thought he was a Cap. He had sun in 8th house - explains yhat darkness I felt from his writing.


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SAME. I thought he was a Cap that went dark BUT I was only a sign off.
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Posted by Blackburn
With Moon in Cancer, Venus in Aquarius and Mars in Cancer.
He was a walking contradiction.
I've always loved reading facts about his behavior. So weird and attractive.


People overlook the abilities for Cancer placements to look like one thing and be another, and act the same way too.

Cancer's are like that with character too, can be hard as treetrunk and destroy you then soft and sweet the next.

Almost bipolar but not.

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*Has his Cancer Mars pinch in agreement*
Posted by aquarius_beauty
Oh wow do I feel like an imbecile. 😑

-pats and gives you his famous "underlook"
No wonder I like him despite the jacked up butter in his biography!
Posted by Capri-sun
5. Yes. What area have you grown the most in over the last 90 days?


Past 3 months? Knowledge, though great in Influence as well.

Posted by Virgorean
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.


Well earth doesn't usually brag about being awesome at sex, so it;s usually the whiner-I MEAN poster making it awkward in their own mind.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by SirHorns
wanting you to read the mind of the Virgo I want to control


Considering your Sun/Moon combo I am 100% sure ^^^that wasn't a joke or sarcasm.

Therefore...




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PFFFT. The last thing I need is any more people projecting their agency and power onto me then they already do. Plus I already know how to get my Virgo to follow my lead~

Your sarcasm detector needs an upgrade it seems if it gave you a false positive on that~
Checkin in with everyone to see how everyone is doing.

1. Have any new accomplishments under your bet you feel like sharing/bragging about?
2. Have you started up anything new that requires discipline and accountability? (Like a workout routine with a friend, etc)
3. Which goals do you have your little goat eyes set on attaining this year?
4. HAS ANYONE TRIED SITTING IN YOUR LAP THIS YEAR!?!

5. You can ask everyone a question to if you feel like! Like so: Do you feel more focused when it comes to your strengths and weakness since getting into astrology?
Hello Virgo Board, I'm X poster wanting you to read the mind of the Virgo I want to control, granted I won't ever say that out loud. Please proceed to listen to me complain for 5 paragraphs about how simple and basic miscommunication and misunderstanding of who the Virgo in question actually adds up to well orchestrated game of torture for me. Not answering the text 5 secs after I send them, offering suggestions/corrections on something I showed/told the Virgo was important, etc.

Also while you're told one side of the story, you must then behave as if all the Virgos are a monolithic hive-mind of criticism, nitpicks and awkward sex and then tell me, the poster who didn't provide a birthchart or even a balanced view of said VIRGO to get you to read their soul to the post and explain every action.

OH! Also if any of you actually give me good advice, I'll most likely never post about how good things are going along with the Virgo or give thanks. I most likely won't show up till another problem pops up!

- Too many posters on this board to count.
Praying for you and your family in this stressful time.
182.88cm also known as 6 feet

Aries Rising 3rd Decan~
Throw'em in this thread folks! Keep in general! Asking about specific synasty or natal placements would really only benefit you than everyone else. Also you can throw in stuff you want to see be related/looked at in an astrologicial way!

Posted by Shadowcat
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Posted by Ssuperman
Whew! Tough subject, I know!

Do you think men should have a say in wether or not the pregnancy goes full term?


We deserve a male pill that doesn't make men sterile or kill themselves.
Though if that happen...so many industries would be treetrunked that profit off of "accidents" .


Yeah, I really think that people reacted poorly to the news regarding the male birth control pills
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Very poorly. I mean women have multiple options for birth control and yet we STILL have the issue of unwanted pregnancy. Giving men another option besides abstinence or condoms (which break) seems like a reasonable action to do.
Posted by Ssuperman
Whew! Tough subject, I know!

Do you think men should have a say in wether or not the pregnancy goes full term?


We deserve a male pill that doesn't make men sterile or kill themselves.
Though if that happen...so many industries would be treetrunked that profit off of "accidents" .