Signs and Cars

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would the signs drive?

Aries: Something fast... and red!
Taurus: A volvo
Gemini: Car? You mean two cars.
Cancer: A family car
Leo: A limo.. with a chauffeur
Virgo: An economic car. Virgo will have it clean and neat and ready to drive everyone everywhere.
Libra: Will not be able to make a choice and will end up riding with friends.
Scoprio: Something in a dark color.. fumed windows. No one will know what it looks like inside
Sagiattrius: What car? The Sag is on a plane right now.
Capricorn: A mercedes benz..
Aquarius: The waterbearer takes buses and subways. Cars are for snobby people.
Pisces: Doesn't matter. Pisces will always be too stoned to remember the parking spot.

http://www.paulkavanagh.com/en/Zodiac-Jokes-Aries-Taurus-Gemini-Cancer-Leo-Virgo-Libra-Scorpio-Sagittarius-Capricorn-Aquarius-Pisces-Joke.html
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Posted by Marrakesha
LOL...Honestly, I'm not all that into most sports car nor do I like the color red. That's not my style at all.

I'm the one who likes Volvos, especially the newer ones, Audis, and I really love the older Land Rovers and the Mercedes Benz G-Class suv.

I'm also more into colors that have a subtle metallic undertone.



Man I hated the turning radius on those older Land Rovers.. You don't find it difficult to drive one in tight spaces and corners?