Single's websites

So, I have decided that I would make good use of those worthless single's websites (ok, only one, I don't have time for multiples) as a quasi lesson in astrology. It is the most fun I've had in a long time (I know, I know, I need to get out more - my life has been reduced to DPX and viewing single's websites as astrological lessons... what's this?? I am seeing a flashing red light and hearing someone call out 'mayday, mayday' in the distance).

So, anyway, you read some of these things and it can be jaw dropping at times - you're reading through someone's profile and you're like 'God damn' he sounds just like me... OR, worse yet, he took my damn line (not really, but how dare he think just like me and use the same line). Well, yeah! He's a Cap (really?? no shit!). I have to laugh. It is really funny the way you can read the first paragraph of these things and make a pretty damn good guess. When I get one right I feel like I've hit the jackpot. (screw gambling, that's for losers, I'm a winner almost each and every time!)

Most do indicate their sign... some are real prudes though and refuse to show it. What's up with that, do they think they'll be judged accordingly? (and maybe rightfully so!). They can say that they don't believe in astrology, so I have to wonder what their deal is when they refuse to show it as opposed to say they don't believe.

I should start emailing 'those people' just to see if what I think is right... wait, maybe they're all the same sign and it's something to do with that. 'Those people' do seem to have some similar characteristics. Hmmm... maybe this should be while sign is least likely to admit who 'they' are 😄

And the funniest thing (ironic) EVERY single Cap say's that they're down to Earth. LOL They know themselves better than they think!

That's only guys though. I'm much more subtle about it- I say 'it's the little things that make life worth living..."