@LeGendary ViRGo
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AFTER SEX COMMENTS BY SUN SIGN
"Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
I LOVE it! So true.
cancer one its funny as hell lmao
Posted by FLeo Lives On
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank you glad u like it.
Yea, I've never asked for a business card after the deed... a towel and water perhaps... but not a business card.
😄
Posted by LeGendary ViRGocancer one its funny as hell lmao
I KNOW. I dated a Cancer for 2 years....sometimes it got scary.
cap so of course that must mean we're all about business and nothing else.
Ah ha ha at Leo! Only, I never have to ask!
Instead, I just tell them how fantastic I was because they are normally left speechless with ecstasy!! JK!! 😉
S h i t! I'm such a Leo!!!
Posted by *Tasha
hahaha yes LeoLady!!!! i am private about my sex life. and when i first slept with my Leo he was asking my best friend what i said about him etc. how good he was in bed...and she told him that i didn't say shit about iti'm sure u can only imagine the disbelief and dismay it caused him
LOL!!! Yes, Im sure he was like WTF—
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
BAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Yeah, that made me lol.
about the cancer... jeez! that's the gist i got after making out with a cancer man. we didn't even have actual sex! we just kept doing this on and off passionate making out stuff all throughout the night. he was nuzzling into me and wanting me to hold him and practically smother him. he kinda reminded me of a chick when he did this. he would even place his hand on my womb area, not the upper stomach, and gently caress it... like he was planning on baking his bun in my oven! yikes!
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
No, no, no! Us poor Libras! Ugh!
Cancer: "When are we getting married?" LMAO!!
LOL @ The Cancer one.. for me it's more like ,let's go again.
Leo: "You're welcome!"
Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
That's a bunch of bullshit - a pisces would be too stoned to realize he was tied up in the first place...let alone that he'd just had sex - with another person...... 😉
that's cute.
i usually talk about something completely unsexy. usually some weird joke. i've gotten comments on my "pillow talk" and how bizarre it is.
but only from people who weren't any good in the first place.
Posted by xangelfishx
That's a bunch of bullshit - a pisces would be too stoned to realize he was tied up in the first place...let alone that he'd just had sex - with another person...... 😉
Hahahahaha
Posted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
OMG!!! SPOT ON!!!
Especially the Pisces one.... trust me on that one! 😉
Posted by LeGendary ViRGoAries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Sounds like my kind of girl!
Posted by LeGendary ViRGoLeo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
To be fair, she was 🙂
Posted by LeGendary ViRGoAquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
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I think I??d like to try one of these!
On the Virgo comments??_ I like messy, impractical sex. I certainly don't think about or notice jobs that need doing, in fact, sex is just about the only thing I like so much that it distracts me from absolutely everything else that's going on in my life!
I think my —after sex?? comment would be: —let's see how many more orgasms I can give you?? 😉
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
OMG!!! SPOT ON!!!
Especially the Pisces one.... trust me on that one! 😉
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Absolutely!
Posted by VirgoM20
Posted by LeGendary ViRGoLeo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
To be fair, she was 🙂
LMAO!!! Yeppers!
On the Virgo comments??_ I like messy, impractical sex. I certainly don't think about or notice jobs that need doing, in fact, sex is just about the only thing I like so much that it distracts me from absolutely everything else that's going on in my life!I think my —after sex?? comment would be: —let's see how many more orgasms I can give you?? 😉
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Yeppers!!!!
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
"I think my —after sex?? comment would be: —let's see how many more orgasms I can give you??Listen to the new guy brag.........🙂
Damn Virgos.
LOL!!!
Posted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
🙂 hell yeah
Posted by vivalapisces
Posted by fishscales
Leo: "You're welcome!"Virgo: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
Pisces: "Perhaps you should untie me."
🙂 hell yeah
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Says the Leo to the Pisces:
"It's just bondage tape... wiggle your way out!"
*oops, this may only apply to me.... oh and one other person* 😉
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"