The signs at a Halloween party

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Short version of a Halloween party with the signs as the attendants! Yes I am totally stereotyping, of course! 😉
Feel free to add/love/hate, what have you. Catch the long version on youtube.

Aries - Ejected early for fighting. Fucker took off with the beer tap too. His large horned devil costume was seriously the shit though.

Taurus - Shows up drunk. First to pass out after devouring everything in sight. (grab the markers)

Gemini - Doing Elaine's dance (from Seinfeld). Breaks in conversation coming only from the shooters everyone is giving her.

Cancer - Only showed up to find her partner for life. Takes care of everyone instead, and leaves heartbroken (again)

Leo - In the center of everything. Shows up in a lion costume.... Really Leo?

Virgo - He is the one who noticed Aries took off with the beer tap

Libra - Shows up late, leaves early since the attention she's getting was just "too much."

Scorpio - Dressed as a succubus. There one moment, gone the next. "Hey Virgo. What happened to Scorpio?" "Umm... she was eyeballing Libra all night. So I think you know where she is."

Sagittarius - Gets another tap. Goes streaking after losing horribly at beer pong thinking he won.

Capricorn - Without question the host of this whole thing. Knows who she is not inviting next year.

Aquarius - Shows up without a costume. He ponders the meaning of Halloween on a very deep level until finally drunk enough to enjoy the party. Then enjoys it a little 'too' much.

Pisces - Shows up in an ultra-feminine water fairy costume, which really just looks like one of her regular outfits with a few subtractions, and hands out the ecstasy to everyone.