You get a check in the mail for 1 Million dollars!

Just imagine what you could do with this!
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As you reflect and let the good thoughts roll in, you soon realize that the name on the envelope is your neighbors ....but the check can be cashed by anyone


What would you do, whats your sign?

I'd start spying on my neighbours before returning the cheque just in case they kill me in my sleep.

I would cash that sucker, and spend the rest of my life lighting my cigars with 100 dollar bills.

The End.

Well, they say God doesnt reward you by hand, so I'd think it was fate & cash it 😄

To quote something from one of my favourite movies Ajnabee "Nothing is a coincidence, it's all planned". Money is money. I could get a "thanks" for returning the cheque. No thanks, I'm cashing up!

Sign -AquariAss.

No I forgot my REAL $ ign, my $ ign i $ ... Aquariu $ $ $ 😄

What is this, the 90's? Who the hell uses cheques nowadays?

I would give it to them, not questions asked.

I'd reflect back, how was this check mailed? Did I sign for to receive the envelope? What else does or does not come with the check? Who's name (if any) is written on the check? Who issued it? If I was able to cash this check, how long would it take for the bank to process? Would they notify anyone of an abnormally large amount and have me checked into first? If I succeeded in cashing or even depositing this check, would the IRS be up my ass come tax season? When does this check expire? What happens is someone comes looking for this check? I might have to move right away just to be safe. Wait, will anyone notice I just recieved a large amount of money walking through and out the bank? I have to find a way to hide this so no one will ever find it but so that I may have access to it.

If everything seems pretty legit, I would cash it. Then slowly deposit it everyday into my account as if it was income. I would immediately move, probably sublet the place, no big trucks under my name tho or to be seen by anyone living next door to me. Then live in an average luxury home/condo, buy an average luxury vehicle, get fun odd jobs and travel around.

dump my fiancee,purchase some obedient females,(preferably some asian,african, and indian legal teens from overseas), move to utah and live happily ever after

Posted by TigerCap
What is this, the 90's? Who the hell uses cheques nowadays?

I received them from my workplace before deciding to set up an automated system

I f* $ &% ( hate these bullsh* $ & questions