You get a check in the mail for 1 Million dollars!

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sassafras
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11 Years

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I'd reflect back, how was this check mailed? Did I sign for to receive the envelope? What else does or does not come with the check? Who's name (if any) is written on the check? Who issued it? If I was able to cash this check, how long would it take for the bank to process? Would they notify anyone of an abnormally large amount and have me checked into first? If I succeeded in cashing or even depositing this check, would the IRS be up my ass come tax season? When does this check expire? What happens is someone comes looking for this check? I might have to move right away just to be safe. Wait, will anyone notice I just recieved a large amount of money walking through and out the bank? I have to find a way to hide this so no one will ever find it but so that I may have access to it.

If everything seems pretty legit, I would cash it. Then slowly deposit it everyday into my account as if it was income. I would immediately move, probably sublet the place, no big trucks under my name tho or to be seen by anyone living next door to me. Then live in an average luxury home/condo, buy an average luxury vehicle, get fun odd jobs and travel around.