I thought this was funny and somewhat true, your feelings—?
Your Horoscope
I have no clue why its putting it all the way down the page, but oh well.
LOL your Virgo OCD apparently couldnt tolerate it, so thats why you tried posting the thread 4 times hahaha
I hate you boom.... 😢 but I love you because you are right... I didn't know the html code this forum uses so that's the excuse for two errors ....... but either way its true no matter what each sign says
LOL!!! It's hilarious to me.,. I'm weird like that though
Whoop whoop! I'm a stubborn asshole and a selfish prick. 😄
Hahaha! That's pretty hilarious. I'm a whiney bimbo. xD
RS is a moody jerk.
Moon a whiney bimbo.
Sun a flaky derelict.
RS is a moody jerk.
Moon a whiney bimbo.
Sun a flaky derelict.
Hilarious!!
I find this to be quite refreshing, since I'm Selfish Prick (Mars in Aries), Egotistical Douchebag (Sun in Leo), Neurotic Bitch (Mercury in Virgo), Obsessive Twat (Pluto in Scorpio), Awkward Fucktard (Jupiter in Gemini and Moon in Sagittarius switched places; Moon-Jupiter opposition won through) and Greedy Emo (Saturn in Capricorn).
I know I'm that complicated already, thanks. It's always good to look myself in another person's mirror. LOL
I know I'm that complicated already, thanks. It's always good to look myself in another person's mirror. LOL
This one is better...
http://macaroni-platypus.webs.com/htm/astrologicalsigns.htm
A sample:
Taurus (April 20th to May 20th): Your element is Earth, but your planet is Venus. That means that you are a hybrid baby of an alien monster and an animal hooker. You were probably born with a venereal disease closely related to cooties, and will spread it to everyone you touch, even if it is not normally contracted that way. You are incredibly infectious, and should be quarantined or burned immediately. Mnemosene is secretly a Taurus, according to some, hence the cooties. You are different from any other sign, but can be described using basically the same vague and meaningless words. You strive for personal interconnectivity, and find security only in that, but you are a loner. You are a stubborn dipshit, and can never be convinced of anything, even in the face of nearly undeniable evidence. You will probably start a church. You are complicated and hard to understand, even though I claim to understand all of you with this description. Everyone else is apparently simple. You are content with mental existence, which is admirable, but somehow are more connected than others with both physicality and abstraction. Ultimately, this just implies good perception, but these things are said of every single sign, so it really means nothing. According to Astrology, everyone is a damn genius. From what I can tell, —Taureans?? like to masturbate a lot. Why does this keep coming up?
http://macaroni-platypus.webs.com/htm/astrologicalsigns.htm
A sample:
Taurus (April 20th to May 20th): Your element is Earth, but your planet is Venus. That means that you are a hybrid baby of an alien monster and an animal hooker. You were probably born with a venereal disease closely related to cooties, and will spread it to everyone you touch, even if it is not normally contracted that way. You are incredibly infectious, and should be quarantined or burned immediately. Mnemosene is secretly a Taurus, according to some, hence the cooties. You are different from any other sign, but can be described using basically the same vague and meaningless words. You strive for personal interconnectivity, and find security only in that, but you are a loner. You are a stubborn dipshit, and can never be convinced of anything, even in the face of nearly undeniable evidence. You will probably start a church. You are complicated and hard to understand, even though I claim to understand all of you with this description. Everyone else is apparently simple. You are content with mental existence, which is admirable, but somehow are more connected than others with both physicality and abstraction. Ultimately, this just implies good perception, but these things are said of every single sign, so it really means nothing. According to Astrology, everyone is a damn genius. From what I can tell, —Taureans?? like to masturbate a lot. Why does this keep coming up?
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