Cancers, what do you think about this?

Okay, I watched a battle between a crab and a scorpion, even though I didn't like how the dude is treating the animals. Here it is:

Kung Fu Crab vs. Brutus the Scorpion

I have seen this video before and thought it was highly amusing and cute.
Notice the Scorpion got tired at the end and walked away.
The Crab is like, "Where are you going? We are just getting started?" LMAO

LOL @ the Crab tip toeing from behind for a sneak attack @ :52
And the Scorpion is like, DAMN YOU AGAIN?!?!!

Posted by Shul

Scorpion stats (from 1 to 10):

Attack: 9
Speed: 6
Defense: 8

Crab stats:

Attack: 8
Speed: 4
Defense: OVER 9000

That's my conclusion.

Correction:
Scorpion stats (from 1 to 10):
Attack: 9
Speed: 6
Defense: 8

Crab stats:
Attack: 8
Speed:
Sideways - 7
Forward - 3
Backward - .25
Defense: OVER 9000

Just looking at it, the whispering from Friday the 13th (Jason) is going through the scorpion's mind, while the crab is saying, "Bring it, beyotch! I'm gonna cut you!"