"Lambie!!! Posted by dofacc In consideration of your hard, though unfocused work here on DXP, and to recognize your ability to pop up everywhere on DXP with strange threads, comments, and ideas, and to let you know that we Aries appreciate your total l

My favorite zodiac thing from Romania is this sarcastic lady that puts a sentence for each zodiac sign as their horoscope for that week and it's always some mean play on words or just plain meanness. She cracks me up.
Posted by Ram416
Just ask them when they're going to get independence from Hungary.

That would be enough to annoy all 12 signs in Romania.


Wow, you went THERE.

Posted by youngali
Posted by Damnata
Posted by youngali
Posted by Damnata
Posted by 2Moon
treetrunk no, get the treetrunk outta here. I'm not a cuck.
I ain't raising yo trtrkin monster (kid) nigga.

That kid never gonna respect you, he-she knows you are not his-her father.

That trtrkin nigga busy trtrkin other thots while you are feeding his trtrkin monsters. Don't want none of that sht. Nigga coming back every weekend in yo house to take his kids for the weekend..

Talking with girlfriend while you at work...
You see yo girlfriend texting him but you can't say anything because they are talking about the kids....... Yeah yeah! Sure.... Talking bout the kids.


GET THE treetrunk OUTTA HERE.


ALSO:
If you are a girl and pregnant before 25 years old, YOU ARE A trtrkIN TH0T. Thotly thot ass white ghetto ass ratchet thot cookiemonster. Thot h0e cookiemonster ass wh0re . trtrkin th0t


LMAO

Scorpio moons..so extra.


it's got nothing to do with a "moon" and everything to do with ignorance.


If you don't know what I mean you should ask because I'm not talking about the way he sees women or his language.

I'm talking about how his mind immediately went to a cheating scenario.


crazy how that's all you've chosen to speak on when reading his comment... 🤔, but ok.
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Yeah, absolute madman.
Posted by youngali
Posted by Damnata
Posted by 2Moon
treetrunk no, get the treetrunk outta here. I'm not a cuck.
I ain't raising yo trtrkin monster (kid) nigga.

That kid never gonna respect you, he-she knows you are not his-her father.

That trtrkin nigga busy trtrkin other thots while you are feeding his trtrkin monsters. Don't want none of that sht. Nigga coming back every weekend in yo house to take his kids for the weekend..

Talking with girlfriend while you at work...
You see yo girlfriend texting him but you can't say anything because they are talking about the kids....... Yeah yeah! Sure.... Talking bout the kids.


GET THE treetrunk OUTTA HERE.


ALSO:
If you are a girl and pregnant before 25 years old, YOU ARE A trtrkIN TH0T. Thotly thot ass white ghetto ass ratchet thot cookiemonster. Thot h0e cookiemonster ass wh0re . trtrkin th0t


LMAO

Scorpio moons..so extra.


it's got nothing to do with a "moon" and everything to do with ignorance.
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If you don't know what I mean you should ask because I'm not talking about the way he sees women or his language.

I'm talking about how his mind immediately went to a cheating scenario.
Posted by beautifulsoul74
I'm curious.

How many ladies out there would date a guy with kids?


It was my father's experience and I know that wasn't easy at all.

I mean even without that I'd say yes.
Posted by 2Moon
treetrunk no, get the treetrunk outta here. I'm not a cuck.
I ain't raising yo trtrkin monster (kid) nigga.

That kid never gonna respect you, he-she knows you are not his-her father.

That trtrkin nigga busy trtrkin other thots while you are feeding his trtrkin monsters. Don't want none of that sht. Nigga coming back every weekend in yo house to take his kids for the weekend..

Talking with girlfriend while you at work...
You see yo girlfriend texting him but you can't say anything because they are talking about the kids....... Yeah yeah! Sure.... Talking bout the kids.


GET THE treetrunk OUTTA HERE.


ALSO:
If you are a girl and pregnant before 25 years old, YOU ARE A trtrkIN TH0T. Thotly thot ass white ghetto ass ratchet thot cookiemonster. Thot h0e cookiemonster ass wh0re . trtrkin th0t


LMAO

Scorpio moons..so extra.
Posted by Freeloader
Posted by Palerio
Posted by Freeloader
Posted by Palerio
My arms: they're too damn long.


At least you're not Simon Cowell T-Rex




Short arms bug me more than any other proportion flaw


I would say I'm almost ok looking at short arms. I mean they're ugly but they don't bug me as much as his sloping shoulders.


>5'4 tall
>having the wingspan of an albatross



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I love that waist! Just..wow.
Posted by NemDeux
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Freeloader
Posted by Saggi212
Posted by Freeloader
Posted by Saggi212
Omg what kind of topic is that?
I dont have a worst physical feature
You gotta love what you got!


Typical sag

Okay what's your least best feature


Ok I have small teeth 😝 but i like them
Yes typical sag haha
But this topic really doesnt help anyone 😂


I created it to restore the balance after seeing people embracing themselves in the Best Feature thread


I've noticed the small teeth thing in Capricorn dominants

They're like cute lil weasels




I have small rodent teeth too

but you're sag rising ....how is it possible?
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Lmao, I like that rising for legs and thighs. #foreverbruisedthough

I am going to blame Saturn in the first and the many aspects I have with that god forsaken planet.

But my teeth and the crevices in my face that vanish when when I laugh and they go by the popular name of "eyes"...ugh.
Posted by Freeloader
Posted by Saggi212
Posted by Freeloader
Posted by Saggi212
Omg what kind of topic is that?
I dont have a worst physical feature
You gotta love what you got!


Typical sag

Okay what's your least best feature


Ok I have small teeth 😝 but i like them
Yes typical sag haha
But this topic really doesnt help anyone 😂


I created it to restore the balance after seeing people embracing themselves in the Best Feature thread


I've noticed the small teeth thing in Capricorn dominants

They're like cute lil weasels


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I have small rodent teeth too
Posted by VenusAquarius
I asked my Virgo and after stating the obscene, which I know he really means... my Virgo says my hands are my best feature. I was sooo mad, divorce crossed my mind for a half second. So, when he's about to go to work, he leans in for a kiss, I gave him my hand to kiss... and, this will be forevah!

I usually get my skin (youthful appearance) or hair. No one comments on private parts cause that's rude (irl) except on my legs.

Other comments of lovers, (or wannabe lovers)...of course sexual parts.

And, women think it's okay to comment on my boobs... after hugging me.



Definitely the bolded from the pictures I've seen of you. I know young people who look way older.

And lmao @ divorce crossed my mind for half a second.
Posted by einpisces
Posted by Damnata
Posted by PVJamz
Posted by einpisces
Posted by PVJamz
Posted by einpisces
Posted by PVJamz
Which one scorpios?



Theres cute attractive scorpio and theres not so cute attractive scorpio.

I meet both so i guess you cant generalize people based on sun sign.

No, I'm asking which they would choose to date.


Butter face i guess.

My scorpio lover had... ehm *whispering* small boobs...

Wait, you chose body over face, but said body wasn't quite right. I'm confused.


HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HA

(I really enjoy when Pisces get confused by Pisces. Just so you all see the nightmare that is the endless contradictory thought pattern the rest of us have to deal with.)


I think its pretty clear... how can you get confuse...
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LMAO

Just..nevermind.
Posted by PVJamz
Posted by einpisces
Posted by PVJamz
Posted by einpisces
Posted by PVJamz
Which one scorpios?



Theres cute attractive scorpio and theres not so cute attractive scorpio.

I meet both so i guess you cant generalize people based on sun sign.

No, I'm asking which they would choose to date.


Butter face i guess.

My scorpio lover had... ehm *whispering* small boobs...

Wait, you chose body over face, but said body wasn't quite right. I'm confused.
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HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HA

(I really enjoy when Pisces get confused by Pisces. Just so you all see the nightmare that is the endless contradictory thought pattern the rest of us have to deal with.)
Posted by EvilHare
Posted by Damnata
The complete irony in calling Ands out for calling Mona a monkey...when you just called me a monkey in another topic today.

But if was reversed, you'd climb the highest tree and cry a river of self-righteous tears, wouldn't you? I mean that would be...so not cool when it's other people using the same term.

roflmao



Sorry...couldn't resist...😅

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The complete irony in calling Ands out for calling Mona a monkey...when you just called me a monkey in another topic today.

But if was reversed, you'd climb the highest tree and cry a river of self-righteous tears, wouldn't you? I mean that would be...so not cool when it's other people using the same term.

roflmao


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Posted by PVJamz
Posted by OrangeS0daPop
Well for the ones whom think I find both women like pieces of meat when I know them years beyond sex. They aren't just two girls I met, and hopped on, but there is no explaining that. You believe what you all feel is right with little information.


One is Alyssa and Ill name the other Jasmine.

Anyway Jasmine and I went on a walk last night, I brought up my question again and honestly told her why I was asking.


Which lead to her telling me yes -- along with a lot of sensitive information on why she avoided the question the first time.



Alyssa and I got into an arguement recently. I am not the best at explaining things so I explained things to her the way I did on here. Which is what started said
arguement.

I still dont understand what she meant.

She wrote me a long text saying she feeds off my energy and she doesn't "flirt." I am taking it the wrong way.

She admitted that sometimes shes too playful, and could see why I made that assumption.

Not sure what to say because I feel like butter based off what I thought and not actuality .








Yes to what? Whats the question?
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Aries

Leo mars is more reactive though but not aggressive necessarily.
Posted by EvilHare
Best part of the article:

"You don't wait for a girl to verbally tell you she likes you. It's the sparkle in her eyes, her posture, the way she grabs your head and shoves your face into her boobs."


If only it reached firebunny in time before he gave up and hooked up with the wannabe lagerfeld.
Posted by starwars
I have a feeling the author is unbearable mfer trying to get people to hang around him.

I don't believe that, why should I hang around people that annoy me so I can tolerate them, when I can hang around the people I like who might annoy me every now and then but i wont feel as annoyed?

its like saying, you can only be rich through hard work. which is false.


It's saying we are losing the ability to mingle with people who are different.

Take a look at overreactions on DXP. They come from people who hang around only with similar personalities and cannot cope with anything else because both friends and family coddle them nonstop.