Work me out!

Anyone at all who is interested in breaking down in layman's terms just what exactly is going on here with my chart?
And if possible the other half also...


Myself:
Planets in the houses
Sun in III
Moon in Ascendant
Mercury in III
Venus in IV
Mars in VI
Jupiter in VII
Saturn in V
Uranus in VII
Neptune in VII
Pluto in V
Lilith in Midheaven
Asc node in XII


Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Placidus Orb:0
Sun Leo 29.41 Ascendant Gemini 4.21
Moon Cancer 3.11 II Cancer 5.45
Mercury Virgo 10.35 R III Leo 10.51
Venus Virgo 18.14 IV Virgo 16.13
Mars Sagittarius 2.36 V Libra 17.10
Jupiter Capricorn 3.13 R VI Scorpio 12.39
Saturn Scorpio 11.00 VII Sagittarius 4.21
Uranus Sagittarius 9.33 VIII Capricorn 5.45
Neptune Sagittarius 28.45 R IX Aquarius 10.51
Pluto Libra 29.52 Midheaven Pisces 16.13
Lilith Pisces 28.24 XI Aries 17.10
Asc node Gemini 2.10 XII Taurus 12.39

His:
Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Time unknown
Sun Capricorn 21.29
Moon Scorpio 14.26
Mercury Capricorn 16.00
Venus Aquarius 25.36
Mars Virgo 15.17
Jupiter Virgo 9.48 R
Saturn Virgo 26.59 R
Uranus Scorpio 24.34
Neptune Sagittarius 21.21
Pluto Libra 21.45
Lilith Virgo 20.47
Asc node Leo 29.48

Thanks very much in advance, any input is appreciated!
Wag x

Additional His info:

Planet Aspect Planet Orb/Value
Sun Conjunction Mercury 5.29 326
Sun Trine Mars 6.12 36
Sun Trine Saturn 5.30 44
Sun Sextile Uranus 3.05 60
Sun Square Pluto 0.16 -105
Moon Sextile Mercury 1.34 104
Moon Sextile Mars 0.50 119
Mercury Trine Mars 0.44 127
Mercury Trine Jupiter 6.13 20
Mercury Square Pluto 5.45 -4
Venus Square Uranus 1.02 -83
Venus Trine Pluto 3.51 42
Mars Conjunction Jupiter 5.29 139
Saturn Sextile Uranus 2.25 55
Saturn Square Neptune 5.39 -4
Neptune Sextile Pluto 0.24 54
1126 -196 930

haha, seriously, anyone at all with any knowledge to contibute...