I SEEN HIM!!!

I was takin' a couple cases of empties out back when I looked up and seen this real bright kinda blue-ish light that was coming from this great big dark football-shaped thing that was hoverin' over my back yard. I must've passed out 'cause when I woke up, I was flat on my back in the back yard and it was mid-morning. I remember seeing these bug-eyed little gray spacemen and I'm pretty sure that I saw Elvis [The King] there too, and he was in the captain's chair, which looked just like the captain's chairs that my cousin Jerome has in his camper van that he bought new in 1989, except that there was a lot more buttons, lights, and dials that was in front of The King, who was dressed in his "Blue Hawaii" outfit and looked right at me when he said something that I can't remember now 'cause it was such a surprise and all that I couldn't even talk, and when I woke up, lying there in the morning dew, my head hurt.

I know that most folks won't believe me, so I kept one box of empties as evidence to show those who may doubt me.

The King LIVES!!

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God, I love that story! Just great. I have read it over and over again!