Happy Birthday GEM*TWO

The "Golden Age" of dxp would never have been the same without you............. "o_O"

I got some gifts for you and your tardtastic twins Sparkle and Onyx...and I hope the other slack mofo dxp kids can find it in their hearts to contribute to this post!

FIRST! Drinks to celebrate!





Beer before...liquor...never- been- how does that go? UUGHH! Whatever...siquor isn't even a real word!!! You can drink whatever you want today

BEER BEFORE WINE- FEELIN' FINE!



^^^^Ahhh *sigh* so many fond memories...that I can't...err...uhh...remember...

AND last but not least...



^^ So you can practice being an asshole! That way if you ever come out to the east coast you'll fit right in!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM!

-one 10 to another............................................................................

"If I were Gem*Two I'd be insulted."

HA! Yeah me too...especially when I looked in the mirror...

MEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

thanks for all the alcohol!!!!....applesaucetot, whoever you are......you seem to know me pretty well based on the choice of gifts.......although the redsox hat is something i would have avoided much like i do with the mirror 😢

Aquaaqi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u remembered what kind of shirts i like!! no.........

"like" is not the right word......LOVE........yes that's better.....

anyway, all the guys will be blown away when i walk into the star trek convention in my pimpilicious new shirt! i might be so confident as to even talk to an actual female, like a live one this time.

whoooooopps!!

Branh i almost overlooked your post..........imagine that, overlooking what u wrote...shocker huh?

"I would like to make a vote to remove Boston from the East Coast. Sucky cities need to go to the west coast where underachievement is more common."
-BranhVador


yes! i second this.

stay away from the dead girls, you'll only get your heart broken.

^I disagree- a decaying vagina is especially nice before rigor mortis sets in...AND I see the unresponsive thing as being a HUGE plus...who wants to put up with all the TALKING blaaaahhblaah blahh you're strangling me blah blah...Oh god- put away the knife...please stop i want to live blahhhhh blah

you know how it is

women! pfft sluts...

I like 'em a lil tight 😉

thank you SB. Hope you're doing ok 🙂

thanks for all the alcohol!!!!....applesaucetot, whoever you are.....


yes yes...isn't nice to have random people in cyberland sending you b-day wishes on an astrology blog? If I were you I would be bragging to ALL my friends!

*dog gets eaten by the weird man upstairs who likes his meat fresh*

you forgot to add "and tastey" to this sentence...that along with the mothfood...this is making my stomach rumble. 😢

Happy Belated Birthday.

Thank you both 🙂

Thanks gemfox 🙂



i hate to get sentimental...

*Gem's eyes tear up*

Bling, that's one of the most thoughtful gifts anyone ever got me...i always wanted a lumpy rump to rest a cold one on...and this...i could rest the keg on this thing!