Women of Each Sign Discuss How to Be Sexy and Catch a Lover

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NOTE: This is meant to be light-hearted and silly; please take it in the spirit in which it was intended.



Aries - Lead him by the you-know-what

Taurus - -BOOBS the bigger the better

Gemini - Dancing, flirting and lots of action (men, women - who cares?)

Cancer - Everyone want's Someone mature

Leo - Be the unobtainable Queen of the known Universe. Even if you don't catch your man, you will love seeing them grovel

Virgo - Perennially virginal, but hot under the covers

Libra - Equality and fair play. Wear harmonious colors

Scorpio - Sizzle! Spark! And little nips here and there

Sagittarius - Don't fence me in! So many men, so little time

Capricorn - You must plan. Marriage is warfare. Today's battle won is tomorrow's wealth

Aquarius - Find a "walk-in" who is a registered Democrat and drives a Saab

Pisces - It's all feelings. Don't bother me with details