Costume Party......

A young couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party where costumes with
masks were required. Just before they were to leave, the wife developed a
severe migraine headache, and told her husband that he should go ahead and
have a good time, but that she needed to take aspirin and rest. He protested
that he would have no fun without her, but she insisted that there was no need
for both to miss the fun and that he was to go with her blessing. He dressed
and left, and she took a painkiller and went to bed to nap. Within an hour,
she awoke feeling much better. Since the night was still young, she decided to
dress up and join the party. Because her husband had not seen her costume, she
thought she could have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not around.

After she arrived, she soon spotted him cavorting around the dance floor. He
was dancing with every nice looking woman he could, copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him, and being a rather
seductive woman herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the "new action." She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
was her husband. Finally he whispered a proposition in her ear, and she
agreed. They disappeared into a parked car, and had a little bang.

Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away from the party and
returned home to bed, wondering what sort of explanation her husband would
have for his notorious behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in,
and she asked him coyly what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing.
You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did
you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I
got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, and we spent the night
in the den playing cards. But I'll tell you...the guy that I loaned my costume
to sure had one hell of a time!"

LOL... oh that's SO sad.

It must be a true story.