i shot lucifer

Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head...
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it, now you're two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down cookiemonster!
You move again I'll beat the butter out of you!
(Okay!)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying cookiemonster, why you always make me shout at you?
How could you!?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Aww, what's the matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you!?
Too bad cookiemonster, you're gonna finally hear me out this time
At first I'm like aight,
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out your mind!?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the treetrunk up!
(You're drunk! You're never gonna get away at this!)
You think I give a treetrunk?!
Come on we're going for a ride cookiemonster
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well, I will, you'll be in the trunk

So long
cookiemonster you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Livin' in this world without you

You really treetrunked me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's treetrunked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God, my brain is racing
(I love you...)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, haha!
What, you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bullbutter you cookiemonster don't treetrunking lie to me
What the treetrunk's this guy's problem on the side of me?
treetrunk you marker! Yeah, bite me!
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you...
(It's not that!)
No, you think I'm ugly!
(Baby!)
Get the treetrunk away from me, don't touch me
I hate you! I hate you!
I swear to God I hate you!
Oh my God I love you...
How the treetrunk could you do this to me?
(I'm sorry...!)
How the treetrunk could you do this to me!?

So long
cookiemonster you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Livin' in this world without you

Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared!)
I said get out cookiemonster!
(Let go of my hair!! Please don't do this baby)
(Please... I love you, look we can just take Hailie and leave!)
treetrunk you! You did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes)
That was funny wasn't it!?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No...)
And while this is going on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics, and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God...)
So now they're both dead, and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide, with no note
I should have known better, when you started to act weird...
We could've...HEY! Where you going?! Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only makin

sparkle motion cookiemonster, i'm rich, i cant understand this

this just in, britney just kissed justin
she just treetrunked ben
got tit treetrunked
and dick sucked him
if affleck can get his ass licked how come i cant, butter
sparkle motion cookiemonster, im rich, i cant understand this