what are your absolutely favorite insults? I have many but I want to hear what everyone else has to say first.
Insults
well ~ mine are pretty low key & sarcastic ~ like when someone says "I'm thinking" ~ I usually come back with "Well, don't hurt yourself".....I tend to be more cornball than insulting...I guess I don't want anyone insulting me back....LMAO!!! ~although if I get a few drinks in me.....watchout!!! hehe 😉
LoL.. i use that one all the time
Well, if someone says to me, " You know you like me or want me or you're jealous of me". I usually say " If that's gets you thru the day or boosts your self-esteem, go right ahead and think that! They usually feel pretty stupid for thinking such a thing.
I like, "I refuse to have a battle of wits with the unarmed".
I have a t-shirt that everyone laughs at when I wear it, it says in capital letters, "YOUR RIDICULOUS OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED."
^^I got some nasty looks from this grocery checker once when I wore that, and I thought, "good Lord, some people have no sense of humor whatsoever!". I just glared back at her. lol.
I have a t-shirt that everyone laughs at when I wear it, it says in capital letters, "YOUR RIDICULOUS OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED."
^^I got some nasty looks from this grocery checker once when I wore that, and I thought, "good Lord, some people have no sense of humor whatsoever!". I just glared back at her. lol.
LoL... i'll remember that one when morgan starts to argue with me
LOL! Don't tell her it came from me....*scared...lol.
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