don't you hate it when...

I AM BOOGER

boogers go good with TOASTERS. Have you ever tried that?

OOH YOU HAVE SOMETHING THERE LENA! If you put your toaster in your booger and "toast it," as opposed to toasting something (your boogers).... then you get.... hm...

you stupid child, you cant toast ur booger because the toaster is IN the booger *pets* ohohohoho silly child, not unless you put the booger IN the toaster, then it will be cooked freshly, but if you're speaking of TOASTER frying then i suggest you burn it with your own very supplied gas, which comes out of ur ASS

My what?! My ASS? OH GOD... YOU'RE A GENIUS. If we could only harness the powers of the gas, then we could somehow make.... something... with the boogers and the toast. If we could just...

yes, we can make FIRE BOOGERS, just so we can kill masses of people, booger rampage!!!

That's it!! That's using your brai- er, your booger. We just need to find enough boogers. Now whooo could possibly have lotsa boogers up their nose, hm? Ey where's that Suzy chick. Last time I checked she had like, sparkle motion. We need to find her. We're so close to fire boogers man.

dude kandy, we have enough boogers, since i have this massive cold which delivers stuffed noses, so dont you see?!?! this was meant to be... MY NOSE IS THE KEY.

Your nose is the key, yes indeed. Let's see what we got up here... *sticks whole hand up your nose* Holy 😕 that's a lot of snot. But we don't know if this is... ripe or not. Let's see..*tastes it* Mmmm it's just ripe enough. I'll get the toasters, you get the gas.

whoa mina..LOL that was just way beyond there, tasting my boogers? are you insane?! my boogers are for ME, didnt i tell you that last night?! *ahem* SOMEONE obviously cant control herself... and oh yeah, my toasters in my ass so unfortunately its hard for the gas to explode naturally.

well if the toasters and the gas are already up yo ass, then we just need the boogers to be placed up in that cookiemonster. so here, *takes your boogers and stuffs them down your throat* swallow this and everything will be in place.

so obviously, i am the weapon? When will i be "launched"?

whenever you're ready baby. treetrunk, let's just do the damn thing now.

alrightey..

...and I haven't seen or heard from Lena since....