New Marketing Techniques...

>Marketing for Dummies
>
>People often ask for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following
>analogies will help clear it up:
>
>You see a handsome guy at a party.
>You go up to him and say,
>"I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Direct Marketing.
>
>You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
>see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up
>to him and pointing at you says,
>"She's fantastic in bed."
>That's Advertising.
>
>You see a handsome guy at a party.
>You go up to him and get his telephone number.
>The next day you call and say,
>"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Telemarketing.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
>You get up and, straighten your dress.
>You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
>You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten
>his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
>and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
>That's Public Relations.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
>He walks up to you and says,
>"I hear you're fantastic in bed." -
>That's Brand Recognition.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
>You talk him into going home with your friend.
>That's a Sales Rep.
>
>Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
>That's Tech Support.
>
>You're on your way to a party when you realize
>that there could be handsome men in all
>these houses you're passing. So you climb
>onto the roof of one situated toward
>the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
>"I'm fantastic in bed!"
>That's Spam.

I've seen this before I think . . . So familiar...