The Best Pranks I ever pulled:

Well, I dont dare give away the best ones, yet, but,one of my favorites at work was: go to a friends car (unsuspecting co-worker) turn up the radio, turn on the AC if it is a cold day and the Heat if it is a hot day, turn on the wipers, move the seat all the way forward if they were tall or all the way back if they were short and last, but not least, put vaseline or other harmless substance on the doorhandle of that car ! You have to be positioned near the car when the owner comes to get in to appreciate what goes on in their heads, by watching their faces. You cannot help but laugh your tail off when you see their faces and reactions as they feel the grease on the door handle. Second, when they sit in the car and the seat is messed up, and the look on their face when they start the car and everything goes on, it is so flying funny, I am LOL now, just remembering some of those times. In fact, I can not believe their are many people who have pulled more jokes than me in the work place or at home for that matter!! I know, for those of you who are so serious, . . .forgive me, . . . I am a stinker!!! So o o o o, lets hear it, who has some funny ones to tell—

Hey, now who's the prankster P!!!! You trouble-maker you...you mischief-maker!!:-)I'm lovin all your good pranks and they are already givng me ideas.

Yesterday was April Fools Day and I am big fan myself - I like to play pranks - biggsy - no spiders or mice behind you for me!!!!.....first thing I did yesterday morning was ring my ex-husband and told him our son, aged 4, was after running out of the montessori school he was in and had disappeared...I said the whole neighbourhood was out looking for him...and the police helicopter was also on the look-out....he was frantic...as my son has a habit of dashing off and disappearing at the most unopportune times just at the moment....he called me a "bit.ch" when I told him I was only joking:-) but then saw the funny side.

Next, I rang my ex-sister-in law and told her to sit down that I had some shocking news for her.....she was all a-tremble and I could hear her push her stool under her...I said...T. I want you to be the first to know I am pregnant...she was elated.....OMG OMY...then she asked rather coyly and who's the father— I said...T. what day is today?...the penny dropped and she laughed herself silly!!!

Then I rang other ex sister in law....I told her that I had won the lotto (it's a game they play here every week worth about 5 million) - I said get your hat and coat and come into the lotto office immediately - we are all celebrtating here with champagne....she got all excited but then said to me well if you're in the lotto office, why are you ringing from your work no!!! We had a good laugh!!!

I work as secretaty for priests!!!yes those holy men!!!! believe it or not.......I left a note for one of them saying to call such and such a number......he did....it was the no. of the lone fathers assocaition of Ireland:-)

That's about it for the mo!!

Have a great weekend P. and the rest of the gang here:-)
A x

Alana, that was great. I went to my buddies house, he always leaves the keys in his truck, and I took his truck down the road from where he works, put a for sale sign in it, "Dirt Cheap" When he came out of work, he was frantic, where the hill is my gibstang truck? We said, hey, is that it down there ? He ran down there, looked at the sign in the window, jumped in his truck, could not start it, cause I had the keys, he came all the way back OMG I laughed so hard. He used to drive truck for me, and I hung a battery powered bat with flashing red eyes in the back of the truck, it is dark in there, with a roll up door. I told him to get the stuff out of the back of the truck, when he rolled up the door, he actually screamed and took off running across the warehouse floor. He used to get me when ever I had a meeting with everyone, and I would say, any questions ? He would come up with the stupidest questions, and I would always get embarrassed, so, I quit letting him ask questions at our meetings. Well, at least you are alive and kicking. Cant say that for some of the non-hackers here ! Where did everyone go?

Alana, this is so sad. Are we the only ones who enjoy this stuff? When I see someones face in shock, it makes me LMAO. Lets face it. A good laugh is so much better than sitting around getting bored, wondering what or who to do next, . . . ., why, . . . did you ever see what a rubber snake can do on the dance floor? In the girls bathroom? How about a fake mouse with a piece of fishing string tied to it on someones desk, one end is taped to a drawer that gets used, and the mouse and string is under a paper or behind a book, anyway, hidden, . . . when they open the drawer, the mouse comes out, and waa laa, instant panic, shock, and a great laugh. Have you ever gone to the coffee pot table, and put tiny holes in the side of a coffee cup, so when someone takes a drink, yep, it dribbles down their chin! Pop cans work that way too! Just a tiny pin hole.

On April Fools, I had some awsome ideas for pranks but didn't get to go through with them all (how typically Aquarian of me). My mom came hame with this huge jug of water for our water cooler and asked me to go out and get it. I went out there and instead took the jug into the garage and then went back inside and told her I couldn't find it, she whent out there to see and was so upset when she thought she had left it at the store that I cracked up and told her what I did. She was patially angry at me but than started laughing and thinking it was a good prank.

Th other ones I was going to pull were telling my dad when he came home that we had torn down the walls of the bathroom and started remodeling. He would have been so ticked off because he hates when we do that stuff and it inconviences him.

I have a great idea for a prank! If you have a computer that your whole family uses or it you are able to get access to a fellow employee's computer, use paint or an image program to create a moving sign that says "Virus infection" or "Warning, systems non-operational" or something like that which will scroll across their screen when they turn it on. That would be so funny to see them freak out about.

You guys are so much better at pranks than I am; I think the only prank I've ever pulled was when I was 11 years old and my best friend and I (I was staying the night at her house) decided we should dress all in black, including black hats, and black gloves, and sneak out at 1:30 in the morning and go to (of all places) some dark creepy parking lot near her house, and spread peanut butter on the underside of everyone's car door handles. We thought we were such smarties, doing that...and of course all the neighborhood dogs barked at us, scaring us to death so we must have ducked behind some bushes and hid at least 20 times throughout the whole walk to the parking lot.

Sometimes (these may not qualify as full fledged pranks, but I still thought it was funny) in school, if I was sitting next to a good friend of mine I would wait until they weren't looking, then slyly grab their notebook and write things on it like "I Love Barbie" (in tenth grade...and I did it to a guy! lol)...things like that. People don't really pull pranks on me, but everyone who knows how much I hate spiders takes every opportunity to tease me about it; when I was a kid in school there were quite a few boys who took great pleasure in putting fake plastic spiders on my desk, or in my backpack, etc. I don't even like fake spiders. lol.