The World Sucks

THE WORLD SUCKS!!! What do you hate about the world— Well, here's your chance to let the wold know everything it does wrong... Post away!!!

1)buffet food that's cold
2)soggy sandwiches
3)wet socks
4)dissorganization
5)waiting in line
6)People who do not obey me
7)no more toilet paper
8)out of chocolate
9)People who argue with me (even if they're right)
10)Squiggly lines when they're supposed to be straight
11)Intersecting lines when they're supposed to be parallel
12)-20 degree weather
13)120 degree weather
14)being sticky
15)being allergic to cats
17)having dry skin
18)having to clean
19)messes to clean
20)people who don't know how to do their jobs
21)Cancer Men
22)broken umbrellas
23)stupid people
24)embarassing situations
25)to much inhibition lost at parties
26)kissing in public
27)No flowers for me
28)pop up ads
29)musicals about cars
30)bad guys with guns
31)bad guys with nuclear weapons
32)stubborness
33)bad guys with planes
34)things that you love which aren't there anymore
35)mealted icecream
36)fear
37)need for sleep
38)having to be awake
39)needing money
40)bug bights

41)ignorance
42)people who don't know when to be consice
43)people who don't know when to shut up
44)dumb people
45)dumb people who claim they are smart
46)dumb people who believe they are smart
47)dumb people who fool other people into thinking they are smart
48)nailpolish that chips
49)cars that don't work
50)people who rip you off
51)really bad poetry
52)sappy love poetry
53)a dozebn roses when one would suffice
54)people who can't "take a hint"
55)red lights
56)people who rev up their engine during a red light
57)short chairs
58)tall tables
59)eraser marks
60)war, violence, poverty, famine

-cold feet (literally and figuratively)
-cold weather
-when a bird (or in my case, several) decide(s) to butter all over the hood of your car, and you don't have a wet rag or anything and there's nothing you can do except drive home like that, wearing your black lense sunglasses hoping no one recognizes you ("hey look, i know her, hahaha, look at her butter covered car, what a loser!")
-watches that don't have numbers and minute-markers on them
-pms
-stupid ass hole men
-stupid ass hole women
-people who talk during movies
-people who crunch their popcorn really loud with their mouth open, anywhere, but particularly at the movies
-children who pee in fitting rooms
-dirty miniblinds
-a checkout limit at the library
-socks that bunch up inside your shoes
-dresses and skirts that look fabulous on, but you can hardly walk in because they're so form-fitting
-women who wear too much perfume
-men who wear too much or not enough cologne
-men who have way too much gel in their hair
-people who never care enough to ask you any questions about yourself, they only talk about themselves
-people who ask too many personal questions about you, and never talk about themselves
-the way butterfinger candy bars stick to your teeth even after you're done eating them
-when your boyfriend doesn't light *your* cigarrette, he instead expect you to light *his*
-men who have no concept of chivalry at all
-men who are way over the top with chivalry (let me cut your steak for you, and you're not allowed to drive ever)
-shoes that pinch
-falling asleep with your socks on
-tripping and falling of any kind
-when someone doesn't get your jokes
-people who ask you *why* you're busy when you tell them you're busy and can't go somewhere or do something with them
-neon green.

-men with no balls, figuratively, who don't have the guts to take back food that was prepared horribly at a restaurant, and who then tell you to please ask the waitress for a doggy bag to make the restaurant people feel better about the fact that neither of you ate much of what you ordered, and then throw the doggy bag away outside the restaraunt
-wimpy men
-men who want you to mother them
-men who act like women
-men who gossip too much
-men who never know the right thing to say, ever
-men who can't drive (aka men who get into car accidents all the time when you're the passenger)
-men who aren't responsible and think it's endearing and funny
-men who don't know when to just be men

-clueless men who have no sense of subtlety or mystery

-messy cars, especially on the inside (and no, i'm not being hypocritical, mine is essentially spotless. it's called a trash bag, everyone should have one.)
-cars that smell like food (everyone get a car-freshie, hopefully vanilla or cinnamon-scented
-having to take my work shoes off because they have a 2 inch heel and i can't drive in them, then put my tennis shoes on to drive, then having to take off the tennis shoes and re-put-on my work shoes, then starting the whole mad season over again after work

(do i have shoe issues? lol)

-people who drive F-350s who park three inches away from my itty bitty teeny tiny acura integra in the parking lot, when they clearly had a multitude of parking-space choices they could have used instead

-being just barely too short for the sun-visor in the car to block out the sun

-big long fake acrylic fingernails on women who then paint them some variation of "shocking blue" or whatever

-the sounds leather apparel makes

-2 line emails with no greeting or salutation, simply a quick transmission of information
-mechanical pencils
-dirty "white" shoes
-people who when they see me, greet me with my first name and last name, as if there's something unusual about my first name and last name put together
-tall people who make short jokes all the time
-brunettes who make blonde jokes all the time
-when people stand way too close to you when you're talking to them; particularly if they've just had pepperoni
-people who don't understand the concept of using antiperspirant AND deodorant, they either use one or the other (usually insufficient) or neither (always insufficient)
-people who put their feet on the back of my chair at the movies (or, make me feel quite homicidal by *kicking* the back of my chair)
-random guys at the movies who wait until my bf goes to the bathroom or the concession stand to try to talk to me, usually in an asinine way
-people who sit *right next to you* at the movies when there are plenty of other seats a reasonable distance away
-having forty three dollars in change
-math, any math at all
-people who use north, south, east and west when giving directions (give me a frickin' landmark!)
-hoop earrings that your hair gets caught in
-walking through cobwebs accidentally and then freaking out
-sitting on wet things
-leaky pens
-cooking a turkey
-not having a stamp when you really need one
-christmas lights left up year 'round
-pokey foutons like mine that aren't soft
-cat fur on your nice clean clothes because kitty decided to sneak into your room and take a nap on a freshly laundered load
-boxes that have something written on them, but when you open them it's something different...and you're the one who wrote on the box
-pants that wrinkle within five minutes of wearing them
-teensy cell phones that you might as well have to use a needle to dial numbers on
-coffee mugs that you can't microwave, only you didn't know that until you take the steaming boiling water-filled cup *out* of the microwave and burn the butter out of your hand
-hitting yourself in the head really hard with the blow dryer