astrological condoms

PISCES: Pisces is known for their deep feelings that somewhat border on mysticism. Pisces are idealistic, sometimes to the point of ecstatic bliss. Pisces condoms are truly extra sensitive and translucent. Little spikes are optional on the inside. Pisces condoms contain special instructions for erotic fantasy games. Pisces is the sign of the fishes. When it smells like love and you're on a seafood diet, you want a Pisces condom.

okay rofl.

yummy, where can i get mine. You know what they say about pisces and our sexual prowess. It's true. So true.

Well Jim,

Just walk through the DOORS and sing...."Come On Baby Light My FIRE" and that should do it.

Good luck.....😉

Well Freebird,
Don't get me started on Morrison, he's only my biggest inspiration in life. I've even made plans to visit his grave in paris.
North Carolina, huh. Way cool. I live right near the border in Southwest Virginia and visit boone and banner elk here. Not many tender pisces here, just single-minded stock car racing fans.

Hi Jim,

Yes, Jim is great and I will have to agree with you on how inspirational he is. I crank up my radio when his songs come on....something mysterious about them. I could never quite figure out what is was though. Boone and Banner Elk are so beautiful and peaceful. I just met a man last Sat. night who came to Charlotte from Banner Elk. Small world it is.

I read your bio and I am so sorry that you were "bitten" by an Aries woman....they can sometimes "burn" another. In their defense, (I am an Aries...please don't run away I won't bite you). They will do things not really knowing why they are doing them. What I am trying to say is that signals are so easily crossed and Aries can be quite impulsive and react too quick then causing upheavil everywhere. We truly can be like FIRE....begins by smoldering...heating up and then if one is not careful....a raging out of control hot sensation overcomes the one who is in it's presence which causes one to feel "burned".

We are not all like that so please do not give up on us should you cross paths with another. I wish you much luck in finding a fellow fish......they are very nice. Hey, do you fish a lot?

freebird,
Yep, you have an accurate reading on my aries girl. I would be rambling about a sunset or trying to be be romantic about something mundane, when the fire sign would take over.
Hmm, in a metaphorical sense I used to fish a lot. Now, my line has no bites for the first time in a long while.
I work as a journalist and travel quite a bit around the south. I actually go to travel several times a year to cover the NASCAR races at lowe's motor speedway. I realize that stock car racing doesn't fit the sterotype of a sensitive, pisces but it pays well and my open personality is a natural in this job. I can talk to anyone on any subject _ it just comes natural for a fish. Well, I have a hard time with right-wing republicans but I can adjust.
And I would have never guessed that you were an aries.

still asleep,meant to say that I travel to charlotte several times a year. Love the concord mills mall

Hey there "change~o~matic" fish....

Just messin with ya, first you were a "Jim" and now your an "Allen" 🙂 The way I see it, change is ALWAYS a great thing...keeps one on their toes. 😉

Yep, an Aries woman I am. Actually, a lot of people have a very hard time fiquring out my sign. I think I am becomming some of all. My moon is in Cap so I am not so "firey" as most are. However, I will defend those that I love and I will fight for them with all the passion that I have and never, never give up. I do know that about me.

A journalist...how nice. I too love to write and will someday put my works out there...when? When it is meant to happen. It is nice that you are able to travel and explore so many places. Do you photograph as well? (that is another hobby of mine). I will have to agree that you have the "perfect" personality for your job. It is quite wonderful to be sensitive and the right woman will appreciate that special quality in you.

Why did you not think that I was an Aries? My inquiring mind desires to know......

I hope that you have a great weekend...

Chat later, Allen

Freebird

i am jim and allen, had to change my tagline at work and home. i'm stuck on this durn computer all night, so i have to break the night up
in my experience, aries people do not like to associate with fish. we are too messy and fussy for them.
you seem cool freebird. talk to you again i hope.
i am always around somwhere, i do some photo work but the writing pays better
ever hear of bristol, va. that's where i work , pretty cool place, but long way from the beach, obly abotu three hours from the charlotte hilton _
be cool
allen

freebird or other thirsty fish,

Feel free to email me at work or home if you want to know more about fishy fish. Believe, I am an expert on pisces people and their never-ending emotions. It sways from Elton John and Depeche Mode to Natalie Merchant back to the stones. all depends on the sun, the moon and how our crazy mind reacts that day. It's all quite odd, yet strangely fascinating.
life is never boring with a pisces, however, we must have water (or a mate) at all times. We just too get emotional all alone.
have a wonderful weekend all
allen

Good day my friendly fish of the sea~~~~~~~~

I wanted to let you know that I do so enjoy fish of all kinds. Tuna, salmon, trout...that is the kick I am on for now anyway. 😉

Us Aries are not boring individuals either...I guess no one is really boring unless they make up their mind to be...

Let me tell you what I did yesterday....I went and got my windows tinted on my car...I activated the "risky~frisky" part of my being and had them put on the the level above the legal limit. Boy, that felt good! The daringness in me is coming out for some reason and I am unable to stop the progression of this release from my body. Afterwards, I drove through a red light...no problem, they can't see me 😉 Oh, I KNOW "they" can see my car but, I didn't care, it was ME "they" could not see. Window tinting has moved me to another level of living....who would of thunk it? Something so very simple, it is like a key turning a lock and opening the door to more of life.

So, if you are "stuck" somewhere in life, I would suggest you go and get your windows tinted...not to regulation though, that is too SAFE.

Okay, Mr. Fish....My moods change too and I absolutely love it. It is the variety of myself that keeps me intriqued with me. I'm glad to see that you too posess that same quality. Are you swimming upstream or downstream today? Any which way is good as you know because you are in water.....

Hope your weekend is a "go with the flow" kind of time.

Freebird sitting in a tree waiting........

freebird,
I am very impressed with your wordplay. You have me ever so interested and wondering. Trout, huh. hmmmmmmm.
Well, I went running this morning at 8, walked in the park and then ate a pizza. Now I am about to get in my new eclipse ( bought it three weeks ago) and speed to work. Around 7 , i will cover a football game, then after 12 and I am going to lure a pretty fish, although the pool in my city is much too shallow and my gills are still empty.
later
allen (jim morrison)

Yes, the "Trout"....he must be observed from afar. One must see and know his style of movements. This requires much patience by the hunter/fisherwoman. In order to successfully "catch" this fish a little research must be done as to what the particular bait that is to be used. Each fish has developed his own special tastes and will not take just any old bait to satisfy his need. It is knowing the fish and what he likes as to the quality of fish that one will receive.

Once caught....hmmm, this is another story for later. I am getting hungry for Pecan Crusted Trout....my mouth is watering.

Freebird is now swimming upstream to Bonefish.....

are't you the crafty one, freebird.
My pisces powers are beginning to enlarge. Some pisces fish are very open, daring and free-spirited _ willing to try anything because life is so short.
the ball is in your pond, freebird.
maybe i can find me a guppie tonight, that would be a start. my flipper needs some work.

what type of bird likes fish. hmmmmmm. must be a well-educated college bird.

Well Jim,

It is a possibility that it could be a "Bird of Paradise" or a "KingFisher"......

The bird is having a passionate love affair with life and boy is life teaching her!

May I ask you, what type of fish likes birds?

well bird,

Fun fish, very fun and open-minded.
How how does a fish attract and catch a bird. hmmm. i can only jump so far out of the water here in virginia.

A fun and open minded fish? Sounds like a very unique and rare species. Will they survive once out of their natural waters? Have you been able to calculate the distance of your jumps?

I am so curious Mr. Fish.....

I can jump very far. I stay out of the water often actually _ especially in search of fish food.

You have me wondering here...now, where would a fish go to look for "fish~food" if not in the water, his natural habitat? I am getting the feeling that you are in possession of some rather "earthy" abilities. What type of fish did you say you were?

a cool, tender and passionate fish.
got to run, already later for another assignment.
talk to you later,

desrcibe a carolina aries bird
the virginia fish is 6-foot, 160 with brownish-blond hair coloring, blue eye slots and a college degree, his favorite place to swim is new york, but alas he has part of his heart there in a flamboyant latin female but that's another sordid love story from a virginia fish who is always swimming for love .
such drama, so little time, hmmm and now fall is coming _ the most emotional for many pisces. i hear the 26th of this month is supposed to be a great date for fishy relationships we shall see. i may go bird hunting, but can my heart stand it. oh my

hmm.