I'm Surrounded!

Soooo..my company is currently undergoing an audit that we've been waiting for almost 3 months and prepared for over 18 months.

We were excited to see the very much awaited auditor walk through the doors Friday. About midday, the seemingly mild- mannered auditor asked a series of questions that could only be interpreted as: This lady is a digger and will certainly uncover anything and everything done improperly.

On one hand I am glad she is digging...I want our affairs to be in top shape on another...it may create some havoc in correcting these errors.

Either way we've got some work to do, hopefully minimal.

Day two commences and she looks around the room making recommendations to each member of the team almost perfectly suited to their personalities and then looks back to me and says "I know you are going to worry despite what I tell you, but there is no need to worry...relax." I was using my best poker face.

After a few more comments and a discussion on her stellar (my opinion) background, I notice something eerily familiar about this woman and then I ask the question....

"What are you, a Pisces? To which she replies through an even more familiar laugh..."why yes, I am!

So...whadda ya think? Any hope of her losing momentum or showing some leniency? I hope so...we are not perfect and thus far she has uncovered almost every uncrossed "T" and undotted "I". Brutal...but appears to be kind. She is a third decan fish.

Ah yes, detailled. And will probably take her mission in uncovering these details very seriously. Like a game, to win.

Though I imagine she will also be quite understanding, and may offer a little humor in it all in the end.

Posted by LouLore
and may offer a little humor in it all in the end.

Yes...she is quite humorous and simultaneously tearing our asses apart all with a twinkle in her sparkling blue eyes.

My Pisces best girl friend started a new managerial job awhile back...

After 2 weeks I asked her how it was going... she said, "Ok. I'm just wondering if it's too soon for me to start f**king with them, yet? The place needs an overhaul."

LOL! have fun...

"She is a third decan fish."

Don't look for any sympathy..Now had she been a first decan Pisces then yes..

Posted by shellshocker
My Pisces best girl friend started a new managerial job awhile back...

After 2 weeks I asked her how it was going... she said, "Ok. I'm just wondering if it's too soon for me to start f**king with them, yet? The place needs an overhaul."

LOL! have fun...

Baby...it was rough! Though I confess...I liked her.

Posted by Striking
"She is a third decan fish."

Don't look for any sympathy..Now had she been a first decan Pisces then yes..

Really...I always thought 3rd decan were a bit more reasonable...but something in her smile told me to fuggedaboutit!

She did extend some mercy but not much! Whew!

She seems like she has more Virgo in her than fish...

Posted by BeoWulf

She seems like she has more Virgo in her than fish...

Nope, Virgos can mostly only analyze a person's personality, not actually sense it. So, they tend to coerce or force information out of people, not gleam it from intuition, as this woman did.