Morgan For Governor!!!

Vote for me, Morganofmind, for Governor of New York in the next election.

Here's what I promise you:

1) less tax
2) better education
3) more jobs
4) less debt
5) better Sunday cartoons
6) more hot fudge on your sundays
7) Better access to already existing complaint boxes

Remeber, vote Morgan!
A vote for Me is a vote to be Free!!!

lol--that was quite funny

Do more, do more...lol 😛

How about

how about a two day on and five day off work week?

complimentary vending carts of coffee and chocolate?

christmas lights on all year round?

music booths instead of phone booths?

mandatory movie watching during three hour lunch breaks

let your pets come to work with you?

pleasant and helpful cab drivers?

lots more!!!

Not only that, but if you vote now, you'll also get:
>Annual paid three weak vacations to destination of your choice
>Extra cash refunds
>A Poney
>A lifetime supply of pizza from Mario's
>Less crappy TV and a way to alway remember where you left your remote
>An end to missmatching clothes
>Make overs for all bad hair days
>No cancer causing cell phones and no crashable cars

woohoo! You've got my vote miss Morgan.

I especially like the makeovers for all bad hair days idea. And gosh darnit if I haven't always wanted a pony. 🙂

I'll never vote for you Morgan! She is missleading all of you! In her heart is an evil tyrant ready to break free! She'll give you your vacations and chocolate fudge and pizza but you will lose your freedom!!!!

wait... I could deal with that. Morgan I'll vote for you only if you make it so that chocolate is unfattening.

I'll see what I can do about that. And I promise not to take away any of your freedom.

The only way that I will vote for you is if you make a law that says that you have to play video games for at least 35 hours a week.

Weelll.... That might be hard to do because it takes away people's freedom to choose to do something else, and a government who does that is a BAD government.

perhaps you substitute a clause that stated a person was required to have atleast 35 hours of paid entertainment per week... that way we get paid to have fun... I don't think anyone would refuse

Interesting idea, I'll see if I can add that in under the create more jobs campaign.

You got my vote, Morgan!

Coolness, now I have to decide what party I'm running under...

I think I'll start a new political party... I wanted to call it the VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER AND SMARTER THAN THE OTHER CANDIDATES AND THEY SMELL party, but someone said that was too long. Oh well... I thought of shortening it to just the YOU STINK party, but someone said that wasn't really good either. Hmmm... I'll just have to work on it somemore.

lol, 🙂 sure Aprilbaby, you can can be a part of the campaign, I'll need as many unique minds as I can to help me think of other wonderful ideas to add to my platform... Hmmm.... Mandatory Oral Sex Day... Guys might get that confused, we'll have to change it to something like Mandatory Woman's Oral Sex Day or something...