Luz
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Sketches About Religion
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How long must we awite the prophesy's of 13. He has promissed many time to inlighten us with his words of wisdom. Yet they are no forth coming. They will be posted on the religion boards he says, but they are not here. I have ask SHABOOM about this and he
The archbishop of canterbury, Rowan Williams said the blessing for canadian homosexual couples would invitably cause friction in the 70 million anglican church. By the By rowan said the canadian diocese or a bunch of homo's.
The canadian diocese said
The canadian diocese said
Doesn't matter what religion you are, at least not to me. It just plain feels good to say now. Say it with me: Joshua. Now say: Yehoshua. It's the same thing. By the time I'm done here, I'll have everybody saying Joshua. I can't believe it's taken me 18 a
okay i posted this on the meatphyiscal board then an aplogly. u see i will soon bring to light some views on relgion, life, death, God, rencarnation, ghosts, after life, our puopse, aliens, and much much more.
once i get the time to collect all my tho
once i get the time to collect all my tho
I think when God, who some say created the entire universe with all its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as his messenger, a person on cable tv with a bad hairstyle.
While this might not contain as much class as James' discussion, in the fact that there is too much seriousness and not enough off the cuff humor, but- have you noticed that all the prophetic figures in history all seem to have the same names? For all the
people who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.
A recent poll that was done said that 1 out of 5 Americans believe the end of the world will happen fairly soon.
If that were so who do you think of these people is the Anti-Christ?
George W. Bush
Yasser Arafat
Vladimir Putin
If that were so who do you think of these people is the Anti-Christ?
George W. Bush
Yasser Arafat
Vladimir Putin
i think everyone's noticed those few hypocrits tunning around- not practicing what they are preaching (like the catholic priest child molesters, etc.). Anyway, i don't know if it's just me, but I have never met anyone who, in the religious (and mo
Gaining My Religion
?I believe in a vengeful God.?
?Why is that??
?God created humans, didn?t he??
?God also created dung-beetles.?
?He has a sense of humour.?
?I suppose that would explain the platypus.?
?So, do you want to join my religion??
?What would I have to do??
?Nothing.?
?No sort of church service??
?Nope, I figured God is everywhere and so you can worship him anywhere you want and at anytime you want.?
?How do you worship??
?You don?t.?
?You don?t worship??
?I figured that God is like this really powerful thing and so doesn?t need us lowly humans saying how great he is.?
?What about prayers??
?Useless, God can?t interfere with the universe.?
?It?s not much of a religion, is it??
?He?s not much of a God.?
?In fact the only thing separating your religion from atheism is a belief in God.?
?To be honest I am considering phasing out that belief.?
?So it?s not really a religion at all.?
?It must be. It ends in ism.?
?Not all isms are religions.?
?Yeah they are it?s just we don?t call them all religions. Capitalism is the worship of capital. Communism is the worship of communes. Vegetarianism is the worship of vegetables. Antidisestablishmentarianism is the worship of long words. Think about it.?
?Do I have too??
?Not if you join my religion.?
?Okay I?ll give it a go. Where do I sign??
?Nowhere. We don?t believe in signatures.?
?That?s a little unusual.?
?You have to have a gimmick.?
?Yes, yes you do.?
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The Garden of Eden
?Was that you or me??
?Pardon??
?Who just spoke you or me??
?Shouldn?t you know that??
?I get confused as to which one of us is speaking.?
?It is not hard, we talk alternatively.?
?Oh, okay. That is fairly simple.?
?You would think so.?
?So anyway, what was this book you were telling me about??
?The Bible.?
?Is it any good??
?It?s okay.?
?What kind of book is it??
?I?m not sure.?
?You must know. Is it a whodunit? I love whodunits.?
?It tells you who did it so it mustn?t be a whodunit.?
?Well, who did it??
?Won?t that spoil it for you??
?Probably but I don?t know if I will read the Bible.?
?Oh, okay. A character called God did it.?
?God??
?Yep.?
?First or last name??
?Doesn?t say.?
?Probably last name.?
?Why??
?I can imagine a Mr. God. Hello Mr. God, nice weather Mr. God, how are the children Mr. God??
?It could be a nickname.?
?Who has God as a nickname??
?This guy.?
?It?s definitely not a nickname.?
?How are you so sure??
?If it was a nickname then it would be Goddy.?
?I suppose it would.?
?So what does God do??
?Creates the world.?
?This world??