Conversations I Had with Signs

This was a conversation I had with a Capricorn before we went out. He's super funny and I bet that's what I fell for.

Scorpio: What's your ethnicity?
Capricorn: ...
Scorpio: It's obvious that you're Black, but what kind?
Capricorn: ...
Scorpio: For example, I'm Asian, but what kind of Asian? Hmong. My ethnicity is Hmong.
Capricorn: ...
Scorpio: So, what are you? Ethiopian? Kenyan? Nigerian?
Capricorn: Slave.
Scorpio: Excuse me while I die.

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So, my little brother is an Aquarius and he always makes me laugh without trying and he'll never understand why I always crack up around him.

Scorpio: ****, I made a mistake.
Aquarius: Why did you make a mistake?
Scorpio: I made a mistake because I'm human.
Aquarius: ...
Scorpio: ...
Aquarius: Want some milk?
Scorpio: Excuse me while I die.

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Scorpio: Hey, can you scratch my back? There's a spot I can't get.
Aquarius: Okay!
Scorpio: Okay, move down more. Now, towards the middle. Okay, now everywhere.
Aquarius: Wait, don't we have a backscratcher?
Scorpio: Well, go get it then!

Instead, he comes back with a cowboy hat on.

Scorpio: Um, why-
Aquarius: I COULDN'T FIND IT, OKAY!?
Scorpio: But, why are you wearing-
Aquarius: BECAUSE!

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There was this one day where I was really moody and- okay, scratch that, I'm always moody, but I was really moody and everything ticked me off, basically.

Sagittarius: Hey, what's that textbook for?
Scorpio: Well, it says Entrepreneurship on it, so maybe it's for Entrepreneurship. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT!?
Pisces: Extra sassy today, are we?
Scorpio: EXTRA!?
Pisces: Excuse him. Well, you know him - sassy.
Scorpio: Just kill yourself.

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