embarrassing bodies

i don't know if you have this show in the states but brits here will know it. i always seem to be eating my tea when it's on too...i remember once looking up from my sarnie to find myself confronted with an infected arsehole full of puss...NOM!!

anyhow, it's basicaly a roadshow of doctors who consult people with embarrassing conditions. the other day they had a segment about the kind of foreign bodies found in peoples' bodies. amongst other stuff there was an action figure that a woman had stuck up her front bottom and worse still, another woman had stuffed a pair of curling tongs up her back passage!!! the x-ray showed them inside her with just the plug hanging out her butthole...omg that must've been excrutiating....WHO WOULD DO THAT!!!!—??!

i do remember shoving a lego brick up my nose when i was about 4 but then kids have a fascination with their orifices and i know i'm not alone lol.

what's the weirdest ER story you've heard?

Hmmm ERs, orifices and objects inside there they not supposed to be..... Where to start...

Take your pick, a hamster/mouse/glass bottles inside someones bumm, theres the sipping straw inside a guys peehole, a cockroach in a kid's ear, or the lady that gave "birth" to a 8lb turd...

People do the weirdest things sometimes.

Posted by WRP1975
While this isn't a story about what's been found inside people in the ER, I certainly did have something funny happen to me...

Back in my late teens/early 20s (don't remember exactly), I smashed an elbow to pieces playing basketball and needed to be taken to the ER. I was in the exam area, which was nothing more than some curtained partion type things, sitting in the bed with my arm up waiting for the doctor. Across from me about fifteen feet was a woman with her teenage daughter who was brought in for a leg injury.

After a few minutes I noticed the woman was looking in my direction, not really trying to be discrete. Didn't think too much of it, just maybe thought she was watching the nurse check my vitals and such. But then I saw her lean over to her daughter and whisper something at which point the daughter leaned to the side and started looking in as well. Now I'm wondering what the hell are they looking at and it's pissing me off, especially since they seem to be discussing something.

Then it dawns on me. I'm in a hospital gown. There's nothing underneath. And the way the nurse had me sitting, those two had a clear line of sight to my junk. I must have turned beet red with embarrassment. So what do I do? Nothing! Why did I have to do anything? I thought to myself "hell they aren't laughing, so it's all good!"

Then the nurse realized what was happening, told the ladies they should be ashamed of themselves, and closed the curtain. Then she scolded me for encouraging them 😢

Why would they make you take your underwear off and put on a gown for a broken elbow? Maybe the nurse wasn't so innocent after all 😉 I was an X-ray technician, I never saw anyone put on a gown for a broken arm/elbow/hand.

i think the gowns are obligatory no matter where your injury is....found myself wearing one when i had a head wound ffs...perhaps they just like to humiliate people but putting you in something that leaves nothing to the imagination...perhaps it makes the day go by faster for them LOL!!!

Posted by WRP1975

Posted by ChildOftheMoon

Posted by WRP1975
While this isn't a story about what's been found inside people in the ER, I certainly did have something funny happen to me...

Back in my late teens/early 20s (don't remember exactly), I smashed an elbow to pieces playing basketball and needed to be taken to the ER. I was in the exam area, which was nothing more than some curtained partion type things, sitting in the bed with my arm up waiting for the doctor. Across from me about fifteen feet was a woman with her teenage daughter who was brought in for a leg injury.

After a few minutes I noticed the woman was looking in my direction, not really trying to be discrete. Didn't think too much of it, just maybe thought she was watching the nurse check my vitals and such. But then I saw her lean over to her daughter and whisper something at which point the daughter leaned to the side and started looking in as well. Now I'm wondering what the hell are they looking at and it's pissing me off, especially since they seem to be discussing something.

Then it dawns on me. I'm in a hospital gown. There's nothing underneath. And the way the nurse had me sitting, those two had a clear line of sight to my junk. I must have turned beet red with embarrassment. So what do I do? Nothing! Why did I have to do anything? I thought to myself "hell they aren't laughing, so it's all good!"

Then the nurse realized what was happening, told the ladies they should be ashamed of themselves, and closed the curtain. Then she scolded me for encouraging them 😢

Why would they make you take your underwear off and put on a gown for a broken elbow? Maybe the nurse wasn't so innocent after all 😉 I was an X-ray technician, I never saw anyone put on a gown for a broken arm/elbow/hand.

LOL that's what I thought too! But I wasn't in much of a position to argue.

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It would make sense if you were going in for elbow surgery and were gonna be under anesthesia or maybe they did it to keep your clothes from getting stained when they put on the cast.

weirdest ER story I have heard, from a friend who used to work in the ER:

A guy came in once, he had shoved a hose for air, like the kind of air you put in your tires at the gas station, up his butt. The air got under his skin and caused air pockets, causing his skin to get crackly.

Gross.

well seeing as we've moved on to cocks, a friend of mine is an ER nurse. she said a guy came in with an angry looking cyst on the end of his knob. when they lanced it or whatever, there was a single piece of sweetcorn causing the inflammation. sweetcorn is virtually impossible to digest and it got stuck in his knob after butt fucking his boyf.

beautiful.

i still can't get over the woman giving birth to an 8lb turd!!! how embarrassing when asked by anxious friends and relatives whether the baby was a boy or girl and having to say that actually it was a huge piece of shit!! how the fuck did it find it's way into her womb i wonder. perhaps it's an urban myth. let's hope so!!!

elle...you're on this thread for the same reason i watch that frickin' show no doubt!! it was on again last night. my daughter had just arrived with some munchies for us to share when it started...big mistake.