what`s with Jewish people today?

Ok,today i realized i am surrounded by Jewish people in Ukraine although there are few of them in Kharkov.😉
I was hanging today with my ex gf (Jewish),i drinked Vodka after university with 2 friends who are jewish and drinked with my ex 2 bottles of beer..which means i got drunk.Now in our way we met 3 girls i know who are also Jewish..
The most important part,i had to pee,so i entered cafe and let my ex out,as i am waiting in the WC door,a guy and 2 girls started talking to each other and then to me,i understood nothing cuz i was in another world..the 2 girls went to WC together and i followed them,they were like what the hell you are doing,i said:i thought we gonna have threesome..they laughed and kicked me outside..
Now another girl came,this girl is soooo hot,she is 10 grades..they started talking to each other..the next thing i heard is:
he:i am Sasha.
she:i am Youla.
*they both stare at me.*
me:what?
she:what`s your name?
me:who brought this subject and when?
she:stop playing and tell us our name.
me:Kinan.
she:so you are not Ukrainian?
me:no,i am Syrian.
she:what`s the relationship between your country and Israel?
me:they are our enemy.
she:so you hate Jewish people.
me:no,there is difference between Judism and Zionism,actually my ex is Jewish.
she:what`s zionism?
me:never mind.
he:i am jewish.(like i care about him).
she:so you don`t hate us,great,i am Jewish too.
me:so i guess you want my phone number.
she(laughing):ok,give it to me.

Now after 2 hours i realized all these things,and i ask myself,is this a Jewish conspiracy on me?
Roxi,what`s going on today,is this some Jewish holiday?

You're so rude Hypno...

LOL


mainly at the entire thread...

you are LOL'ing way too much today🙂

Im hungry and tired [dont know what to do first...sleep then eat or eat then sleep]...just got home from school...Its lack of energy to post I guess.

eat first,then sleep.this way is always better.

Hmmm,

One of my best friends is Jewish -- she's a cappy too 😉 She swears like a sailor, to me, her other friends, her parents (think of "The Ozzy's family, very simular), ANYONE who pisses her off. She is so funny!

Roxx...I had a question. One of my colleague went to US and met a number of Jews in a hotel who had assembled there for some kind of festival. They were wearing suits with some 4-5 threads hanging from the jackets ( both front and rear). We were curipus watz that all about ?

"Oh you pesky Middle Easterns and all your enemies...::"

My dear,what would be life without enemies..do you know that i am looking for someone to sting,cuz i am stinging myself these days.