Pick Up Lines

So guys,what the best pick up lines you ever said to some girl..and girls what good pick up lines you heard from men.?

after motioning to me a come hither with his fingers, he said...

"i was hoping if i kept fingering, you'd come"

haha good ones..i like the ladies first line the most..
i once heard my friend saying to a girl:
"you must be tired cuz you were running in mind all night"
i read that line somewhere else after that i don`t remember.

Once,i was sitting in the lecture waiting to begin,when some girl came and pointed to the seat near me and asked "can i sit here?"
i acted like surpsied and replied "what?ofcourse not,you can`t sit on my laps,but this sit ner me is available"..

"So the moral of this story is that pick up lines are stupid."

Yes,it could be stupid thing..but if you say it in coky and funny way,it will work..doesn`t matter what to say,it matters how you say it.

Policewomen turns me on anytime.

Actually any woman turns me on.

*throwing out*

ok,i take it back..not all women turn me on.

i mean throwing up.

"...not gettin any sex these days?"

Not that,even the Pandas get sex everyday in Ukraine.
it`s just i am horny all the time.

Now somebody gets naked before i lose my nerve.

I also like some teasing lines..i used them all and they worked,but remember to say it with a serious face.

she:i love you.
me:i love me too.

*while she is laughing and hitting me with her hand*
me:you love me.

*she almost slipped and dropped some coffee on the floor*
me (in disappointed face):i don`t think this relationship will work

"And was that "she" a gemini?"

well,2 of these cases were a gemini.As much as i can`t take them,as much as i attracted to them.

He says "Do you want to go back to mine for some pizza and a fcuk"??
Me (for once)!! "No, thanks"!
He says "WHAT..you dont like pizza"—


Lol..i did see him again though 🙂

i bet you did as well?!!

I prefer just "lets have sex"..saves a whole lot of crap!

Ok,let`s have sex Sola.

Ohmygod..you so want it from me.....🙂

We can talk about it since we're both "in the mood" if you like??

Talk with you about it?!!i am not that desperate Sola.

ok stop sending me dirty private messgaes.

Hheheheh...at your own suggestion!

🙂

Whose face??

the ones which were used on me>
(i think there was a similar topic on astrology board)

"are your eyes blue or green?"
me> "bluish green maybe,but they adapt according to the color of surroundings or my clothes,why?"
"you mean they would be in their natural color when you have taken your clothes off?"
me> "uhm yes,you can say so"
"ahh nice,so can you show me your true color? i mean eye color?"
(this was a crazy capy girl)
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"can you give me a ride to my place? i can give you a great ride in return"
(a scorpio)
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Me likes 🙂

haahaa,thats an overused one😛

Do you want to play naked leapfrog in the dark??

Ummm, no!

Gawd, you're a bitter thing Roxy 😢

One day a prince will save you 🙂

Lol, but those lines were pretty funny!

Can a guy ever be expected to be taken seriously using that kind of bullsiht?!

now this was my line>(cringes)

girl>your hands are really well suited for the guitar.
me>"oh yes,they are very well suited for many other things,want to see?"
girl>giggles.

lmao, sassy

did she take you up on it??

girl>you are so mean to us,like you are superior,you always like to mindfuck the opposite sex,dont you?(quite angry)
me>no,i mostly prefer the physical type.(big cheesy grin)

did she take you up on it??



eventually,yes,but not exactly after that conversation😛

sly pup!!

girl>whats your size?(she was asking about shirt isze,as we were discussing that only)
me>big enough to satisfy you.

Is your Mother retarded?

Why?

Because girl, you are SPECIAL!!!!!