
FixedWater
@FixedWater
12 Years1,000+ PostsScorpio
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Posted by Rabbit
Another ten page thread of buzziness 😄

Posted by Rabbit
Where's that crab?
I figured she'd be in here already.

Posted by FixedWaterPosted by Rabbit
Where's that crab?
I figured she'd be in here already.
She will be here soon I have no doubt. Probably digging out her half empty bottle as well, so we will both have hangovers if two glasses is not enough.click to expand





Posted by MoonArtist
I'm not drinking, yet, as I still need to hit the road in a bit and feed my horses.


Posted by Rabbit
It was mid forties today and sunny.
The snow is melting 😄


Posted by FixedWaterPosted by Rabbit
It was mid forties today and sunny.
The snow is melting 😄
-36 with wind chill to mid teens this aft but no melting snow 😢click to expand

Posted by MoonArtist
rabbit, that deserves a happy dance 😄

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by FixedWaterPosted by Rabbit
It was mid forties today and sunny.
The snow is melting 😄
-36 with wind chill to mid teens this aft but no melting snow 😢
That is beyond too cold.click to expand

Posted by FixedWaterPosted by MoonArtistPosted by FixedWaterPosted by Rabbit
It was mid forties today and sunny.
The snow is melting 😄
-36 with wind chill to mid teens this aft but no melting snow 😢
That is beyond too cold.
Well according to Cowpoke it will be June till you get here. It was cowpoke, wasn't it? 😉click to expand


Posted by Rabbit
Oh god no.
Big white guys can't dance

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by FixedWaterPosted by MoonArtistPosted by FixedWaterPosted by Rabbit
It was mid forties today and sunny.
The snow is melting 😄
-36 with wind chill to mid teens this aft but no melting snow 😢
That is beyond too cold.
Well according to Cowpoke it will be June till you get here. It was cowpoke, wasn't it? 😉
Yep, it was Cowdonebroke who said it would take me that long. Where IS Cowtickle?click to expand

Posted by Rabbit
No.
Every time I try to dance, a little girls kitty cat runs away 😢


Posted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtist
rabbit, if you're dancing in front of little girls....never mind...it sounded funnier in my head. 😛
Now you're twisting it around.
On the other hand...girls half my age are still legal 😛click to expand


Posted by MoonArtist
I only twist panties. Now dance, white boy, DANCE!

Posted by RabbitPosted by FixedWaterPosted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtist
rabbit, if you're dancing in front of little girls....never mind...it sounded funnier in my head. 😛
Now you're twisting it around.
On the other hand...girls half my age are still legal 😛
I seem to recall a bizarre theory for that.
Haven't seen him around...
I bet a toddler kicked his assclick to expand

Posted by RabbitPosted by FixedWaterPosted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtist
rabbit, if you're dancing in front of little girls....never mind...it sounded funnier in my head. 😛
Now you're twisting it around.
On the other hand...girls half my age are still legal 😛
I seem to recall a bizarre theory for that.
Haven't seen him around...
I bet a toddler kicked his assclick to expand

Posted by Rabbit
You'll have to buy me many many drinks to get me to dance.
There's a magic number of drinks that may lead me to dance on tables without pants...

Posted by Rabbit
You'll have to buy me many many drinks to get me to dance.
There's a magic number of drinks that may lead me to dance on tables without pants...

Posted by Rabbit
Maybe Mr Tinyhands found his ideal aged soulmate in OwlTurd and they ran off to Papua New Guinea to get betrothed.

Posted by Rabbit
Maybe Mr Tinyhands found his ideal aged soulmate in OwlTurd and they ran off to Papua New Guinea to get betrothed.

Posted by MoonArtistPosted by Rabbit
Maybe Mr Tinyhands found his ideal aged soulmate in OwlTurd and they ran off to Papua New Guinea to get betrothed.
Awwww! Well, it would be the only way TinyHands would find anything small enough and tight enough to surround his...tiny hand.click to expand



Posted by Rabbit
Okay so I'm buzzed on cold meds.
I've been told by a reputable source I shouldn't be drinking right now.

Posted by MoonArtist
Fixed, that's exactly what they say lol

Posted by FixedWaterPosted by MoonArtist
Fixed, that's exactly what they say lol
It is and I am pretty sure I have avoided all men with tiny hands just because of that! 😄click to expand


Posted by MoonArtistPosted by FixedWaterPosted by MoonArtist
Fixed, that's exactly what they say lol
It is and I am pretty sure I have avoided all men with tiny hands just because of that! 😄
I haven't put the theory to the test, yet.click to expand



Posted by RabbitPosted by MoonArtist
OMG!! I have a brilliant idea!
Lets do a poll! The men post pics of their hands and their....sausage with a ruler as comparison.
I'll find something to hold in my hand and take a picclick to expand




Posted by Rabbit
So that's my hand size.
That's all you'll get from me.


Posted by MoonArtist
I'll be back....going to feed horses so I can relax for the night.

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-shifty glance and glare at my mother-
Anyone else having a nice glass of Wine? Some Moscato perhaps?
Rabbit, looks like you have finished yours already. 😄